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[TRaven]

oh, so i was in IRC chillin in #dab (excellent channel, full of excellent people), and i noticed some1 saying the following:

<+RBOMB> im
<+RBOMB> reallllyy
<+RBOMB> horney
<+RBOMB> [KFC]Xer0
<+RBOMB> get on it.

As many of you know, i cant let this kinda shit slide, I MUST RELIEVE MY COMRADE!!!

<+TRaven> HORNY!?
<+RBOMB> YES
<+TRaven> IT'S TIME FOR TRAVEN!
<+TRaven> what are your fetishes?
<+RBOMB> sex
< SENDS IMAGE >
<+TRaven> this type of thing?
<+[KFC]Xer0> RBOMB noes
<+[KFC]Xer0> you've raped me already
<+[KFC]Xer0> D:
<+RBOMB> erm
<+RBOMB> how old is dat
<+TRaven> old enough to take a cock
<+RBOMB> fien
<+RBOMB> that then
<+RBOMB> MAOR
<+TRaven> KAY
* +[KFC]Xer0 runs

So, i begin my action, as follows

< SENDS IMAGE >
<+RBOMB> are you asian?
<+TRaven> negative
<+[KFC]Xer0> wtf
<+RBOMB> k
<+[KFC]Xer0> i have a cut on my knee
<+RBOMB> continu
< SENDS IMAGE >
<+RBOMB> sexy
<+[KFC]Xer0>
< WAVE OF IMAGES >
<+RBOMB> OMG ITS A DUDE
<+TRaven> yea. no
< SENDS IMAGE >
<+RBOMB> D:
< WAVE OF IMAGES >
<+[KFC]Xer0> o.o
<+RBOMB> you really collect this dont ya
<+[KFC]Xer0> lol
<+TRaven> i love the female form, what can i say?
< WAVE OF IMAGES >
<+[KFC]Xer0> o.o
<+TRaven> now for something a little different, encarceration
< WAVE OF IMAGES >
<+TRaven> look at the look on her face
<+TRaven> she has completely lost her soul
<+TRaven> her will to live
<+RBOMB> errrr
<+TRaven> she only wants to serve
<+TRaven> yessss
* +[KFC]Xer0 slaps the crap out of TRaven with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.
< SENDS IMAGE >
<+[KFC]Xer0> snap out of it LOL
< WAVE OF IMAGES >
<+[KFC]Xer0> omg lol
<+RBOMB> [KFC]Xer0 busted a nut
< WAVE OF IMAGES >
<+RBOMB> your proud of you collection arnt you
<+[KFC]Xer0> <+RBOMB> [KFC]Xer0 busted a nut
<+[KFC]Xer0> ....
< SENDS IMAGE >

Within that convo something begins to happen.

* +RBOMB backs away from TRaven
< WAVE OF IMAGES >
<+RBOMB> TRaven
<+RBOMB> jsut stop...
* +TRaven laughs at how RBOMB is out of his league in horniness
<+RBOMB> your just...dirty
<+RBOMB> do you have themm...bookedmarked?
<+TRaven> haha, pictures of panties, and i'm dirty
<+TRaven> while the internet is chalk full of penetration and defecation and urination
<+TRaven> hahahaha, the follies of man
<+RBOMB> >.>
<+TRaven> never say before me that you are horny again
<+RBOMB> no...
<+TRaven> pathetic lower being

Apparently, he thought he could explain his below par "horniness". However, by this time, i start to realize this man is just a fool trying to say something snappy, something with flare, such as "I'm horny".

<+RBOMB> i lost ma hornyness
* +[KFC]Xer0 (Xer0@teh.haxzor) Quit (Quit: Spam is the art of expressing shit.)
<+RBOMB> when you started pumping out pics
<+RBOMB> at a fast rate
* +RBOMB shudders

Mind you these were erotic images, panties and the like, no actual nudity, no vaginas, not even breasts. And so i send him more images, this time of a couple of females WEARING DRESSES! MOST NUDITY WAS A LEG OUT OF THE DRESS!!!

<+TRaven> OMG i love china dresses . . .
<+TRaven> *sob* so beautiful
<+TRaven> you want to see what I find erotic?
< WAVE OF IMAGES >
* +RBOMB runs away rather fast
<+TRaven> *sob* so beautiful
<+TRaven> so erotic, so playful
<+RBOMB> no p0rn on GTANET!

PORN!? FOOL! YOU DARE OFFEND ME IN SUCH WAYS!? I could not let this slide.

<+TRaven> hahaha, you call this pornography? if you can call such things pornography you are saturated with pornography
<+TRaven> you have lost taste of what is pornography and what is eroticism
<+RBOMB> anything depicting pornograghy
<+TRaven> how old are you?
<+RBOMB> 21 mame
<+TRaven> 21 . . . 21 and so blinded . . .
<+TRaven> open your eyes, my friend
* +RBOMB thinks TRaven is a serial killer
<+TRaven> I can save you, but you must have a comletely open mind
<+TRaven> when you think you are ready, seek me out
* +RBOMB is now positive
<+RBOMB> dab!!!!
<+TRaven> until then, with your views of what is pornography, this is what you are and will become, so save yourself http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/46a4ef308...bad578.jpg
<+RBOMB> >...>
<+RBOMB> i bet you have that bookedmarked too
<+TRaven> bookmarks . . . you think so . . . uninformed
<+TRaven> ever heard of a tagging system on a board?
<+TRaven> search?
<+TRaven> it's such a simple concept and yet you are blind
<+TRaven> My friend, if you seek enlightenment seek me or one of the other masters
<+TRaven> but only you can set your mind free
<+RBOMB> ....
* +RBOMB cheaks to see what is considered inapropriat in callcentre
<+TRaven> until then you are like this child, disgusted, seeing the world through what he has been told is true http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/bc3c5291b...f786d5.jpg
<+RBOMB> >...>
<+RBOMB> i bet you have that bookedmarked too
<+TRaven> bookmarks . . . you think so . . . uninformed
<+TRaven> ever heard of a tagging system on a board?
<+TRaven> search?
<+TRaven> it's such a simple concept and yet you are blind
<+TRaven> My friend, if you seek enlightenment seek me or one of the other masters
<+TRaven> but only you can set your mind free
<+RBOMB> ....
* +RBOMB cheaks to see what is considered inapropriat in callcentre
<+TRaven> until then you are like this child, disgusted, seeing the world through what he has been told is true http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/bc3c5291b...f786d5.jpg
<+TRaven> those glasses represent the covering of your eyes so that the power of your mind is trapped, making you truly blind but only thinking that you can see clearly
<+TRaven> The woman represents the truth
<+TRaven> open and free for all to see, but the blind cannot see beyond the "pornography" that she represents
<+TRaven> however, there are some that can see her clearly, see her for who she is, see her for what she represents, and those few are englightened.
<+TRaven> Said to be insane by the blind. But to be blind when everythign is so clear, who is the insane one? maybe they are not insane, the blind, maybe they are just ignorant, foolish, a permanent child getting led by the hand by the rules set forth before them

At this point dab says "Please dont put this stuff on my channel" in essence; and i like dab and thus respect his wishes. So i created #TRaven for some free/open eroticism, feel free to join.

some time passes and he leaves the network as follows

* +RBOMB (RBOMB.is@your.house) Quit (Quit: IM THE SEXIEST BY FAR)
<+TRaven> pfft, the sexiest . .. and yet he's afraid of some eroticism

hahahaha, what a numbnuts. Thank you for bearing with me all this time. Ah, how today's society, with all the advancement and saturation of VULGARITY that has been shoveled into our colons, some eroticism is viewed as PORNOGRAPHY! FOOLS! Pornography is war, pornography is famine, pornography is poverty in the world's wealthiest nations. Get your minds right, and if you wish to become enlightened, join #TRaven and ask what you've been afraid to ask your whole life.