Nice topic, maybe I should contribute some of the quotes I collected over the past few months 
There is some dutch stuff, but also english, translations are provided.
We all know Peter has quite a ego, but this beats everything in my opinion ("ik" is dutch for "I" in english):
We all like Peter, admit it! Problem though, Peter figured that too when I founded #LVP.18+ back in the days :
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Peter might be annoying sometimes, but he can also be a great help for admins:
However, sometimes he isn't much of a help though. Especially if you're a management-member, and Peter is just back from his holiday:
)
That wasn't the only fight we ever had. Peter once dared to say I'm emo, which is a *very* stupid thing to do. I was thinking of a way to get revenge on him, when I noticed he was ingame:
I know it's a lot of Peter, but he provides us with a lot of good quotes and good fun
Not LVP related, but a funny story anyway:
That's it for now, more (hopefully) soon!
There is some dutch stuff, but also english, translations are provided.
We all know Peter has quite a ego, but this beats everything in my opinion ("ik" is dutch for "I" in english):
Quote:[20:08] *** Peter (peter@gtanet-50D8DC0F.upc-e.chello.nl) joined
[20:08] *** Table sets channel #LVP.crew mode +qo Peter Peter
[20:08] <@BakuraRyou> Peter
[20:08] <%Jorijn> Peter
[20:09] <~Peter> .
[20:09] <~Peter> ik
We all like Peter, admit it! Problem though, Peter figured that too when I founded #LVP.18+ back in the days :
Quote:In #LVP.18+:(#LVP.18+ was a adult channel back in the days when Peter was 17, and GTAnet allowed that channel, Rippance even provided a bot that could search pr0n sites
[21:29] <~Peter> ik weet het, ik ben heet, ik ben opwindend, fantaseert U maar door over mij
(English translation: [21:29] <~Peter> I know, I'm hot, I'm exciting, keep fantasizing about me)
)Peter might be annoying sometimes, but he can also be a great help for admins:
Quote:*** Admin Peter: dont mind the chitreports
*** Admin Peter: I'm doing it.
*** [nick] banned for increase > 10.000.000.
x20
*** Admin Peter: fuck
Peter: I just banned 20 people
Peter: cool
Peter: I guess I better go unban them
Peter: oops
However, sometimes he isn't much of a help though. Especially if you're a management-member, and Peter is just back from his holiday:
Quote:(10:30:29) (%Bakura) WELKE KLOTEMONGOOL BANT ME(for those who speak english: I yell at Peter since he banned me, because he just returned from his holiday, and I happend to be ingame
(10:31:02) (~Peter) DAT ZAL IK WEL GEWEEST ZIJN HÉ
(10:31:07) (~Peter)
(10:31:15) (%Bakura) OH, EN DAN MOET IK ZEKER DANKBAAR ZIJN/
(10:31:37) (~Peter) TENZEI JE WILT DAT IK JE HIER OOK BAN
English Translation:
(10:30:29) (%Bakura) WHICH FUCKING MORON BANNED ME?
(10:31:02) (~Peter) THAT WOULD BE ME, WOULDN'T IT?
(10:31:07) (~Peter)
(10:31:15) (%Bakura) OH, AND NOW I'VE GOT TO THANK YOU FOR THAT?
(10:31:37) (~Peter) UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO BAN YOU HERE AS WELL
)That wasn't the only fight we ever had. Peter once dared to say I'm emo, which is a *very* stupid thing to do. I was thinking of a way to get revenge on him, when I noticed he was ingame:
Quote:[20:35] <@BakuraRyou> !kick 7 I AM NOT EMO!!!After that, Peter was whining about admin-abuse
[20:35] <+Nuwani> *** Peter has been kicked by BakuraRyou (I AM NOT EMO!!!)
[20:35] <+Nuweni> [7] *** Peter left the game.
[20:35] <@Klotebot> *** Peter's session lasted 7 minutes and 50 seconds.
[20:35] <&Rico> PWNED
[20:35] * BakuraRyou runs
I know it's a lot of Peter, but he provides us with a lot of good quotes and good fun
Not LVP related, but a funny story anyway:
Quote:<third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
<third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
<third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
<Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
<third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
<third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
<third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
<third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
<third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
<third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
<third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.
That's it for now, more (hopefully) soon!