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first time I've ever seen MrBondt drunk

laughed my ass off!
long text though!

[01:47:10] <&MrBondt> happy fucking newyear111!
[01:48:25] <+[GoT]Razor> and a merry fucking christmas!
[01:48:37] <&MrBondt> yes
[01:48:39] <&MrBondt> !
[01:48:41] <&FiXeR> aye
[01:49:23] <+dugi> MERRY NEW YEAATR
[01:49:25] <+dugi> YEAR
[01:49:38] <+dab>
[01:50:04] <&MrBondt> you drunbk too?
[01:50:18] <+[GoT]Razor> zomg
[01:50:20] <+dab> lol x{
[01:50:21] <&FiXeR> rofl
[01:50:22] <+dab> xP
[01:50:23] <+[GoT]Razor> drunk people!
[01:50:33] <&FiXeR> lmfao dugi
[01:50:35] * +dab is too young to drink.
[01:50:41] <&MrBondt> me too
[01:50:41] * +[GoT]Razor too
[01:50:49] <&MrBondt> nice parent ftw
[01:50:49] <+dugi> i didnt drink much
[01:50:50] <&MrBondt> +s
[01:50:53] <+dugi> i cant lol
[01:50:57] <&FiXeR> hehe
[01:51:00] <+[GoT]Razor> I drank some cola
[01:51:00] <+dab> I can drink root beer though
[01:51:01] <&MrBondt> 17
[01:51:02] <+dugi> have some health isssues
[01:51:03] <&MrBondt> well
[01:51:04] <&MrBondt> hm
[01:51:04] <+dugi>
[01:51:08] <&MrBondt> maybe it's legal for me
[01:51:22] <&MrBondt> cant seem to give a damn tho
[01:51:46] <&MrBondt> say a good song plz
[01:51:57] <+[GoT]Razor> freebird
[01:52:03] <&MrBondt> band?
[01:52:11] <+[GoT]Razor> lynyrd skynyrd
[01:52:22] <&MrBondt> meh
[01:52:25] <&MrBondt> dont have that one
[01:52:27] <+dab> er.
[01:52:30] <+[GoT]Razor> usux
[01:52:34] <&MrBondt> prob not good idea to search for it now
[01:52:36] <+dab> America A horse with no name
[01:52:38] <&MrBondt> ;D
[01:52:41] <+[GoT]Razor> ftw!
[01:52:42] <&MrBondt> hm
[01:52:47] <+dab>
[01:52:55] <&MrBondt> sa ost?
[01:53:05] <+[GoT]Razor> Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody o/
[01:53:05] <+dab> !seen Xen0n
[01:53:14] <+[GoT]Razor> I want the sa ost!
[01:53:25] <+dab> xD
[01:53:30] <&MrBondt> mmmmmmmeh
[01:53:31] <&MrBondt> ups
[01:53:33] <&MrBondt> m stuck
[01:53:41] <+[GoT]Razor> lmao
[01:53:54] <&MrBondt> or my finger resting on it
[01:54:05] <+[GoT]Razor> first time I see MrBondt drunk
[01:54:36] <&MrBondt> ;d
[01:54:42] <&FiXeR> lols
[01:54:45] <+dab> xP
[01:54:51] <&MrBondt> you should see me irl now
[01:54:58] <+[GoT]Razor> no, thanks
[01:54:59] <+InTOx> !bac
[01:55:00] <&MrBondt> piece of shit
[01:55:01] <+InTOx> !back
[01:55:01] <+Klotebot> InTOx is back from xbox360 - COD4 most likley after 2 hours, 25 minutes and 36 seconds.
[01:55:02] <+dab> :\
[01:55:06] <+InTOx> happy new year!
[01:55:12] <&MrBondt> InTOx!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
[01:55:12] <+[GoT]Razor> happy new year!
[01:55:16] <&MrBondt> happy new yea
[01:55:17] <&MrBondt> r
[01:55:19] <&MrBondt> kay
[01:55:23] <+InTOx>
[01:55:24] <+[GoT]Razor> lmfao @ Bondt
[01:55:31] <+[GoT]Razor> you act like a Razor
[01:55:38] <+[GoT]Razor> or even worse, a s0mb0dy
[01:55:39] <&MrBondt> ill cut you!
[01:55:43] <&MrBondt> omgz
[01:55:43] <+[GoT]Razor> noes!
[01:55:46] <+InTOx> LOL
[01:55:57] <&MrBondt> 04Playing: System of a Down - Peephole | Time: 0:03/3:31 | 192kbps
[01:55:59] <&MrBondt> :p
[01:56:00] <&MrBondt>
[01:56:01] <&MrBondt> *
[01:56:04] <+[GoT]Razor>
[01:56:18] * +[GoT]Razor is laughing
[01:56:18] <&MrBondt> 04Playing: The Dandy Warhols - I Am A Scientist | Time: 0:02/3:13 | 128kbps
[01:56:22] <&MrBondt> hmz
[01:56:49] <&MrBondt> im trying to live on science alone
[01:57:03] <+[GoT]Razor> wtf
[01:57:04] <&MrBondt> anylisis and freaky sensitvity
[01:57:11] <+[GoT]Razor> now you're acting like a Jay
[01:57:12] <&MrBondt> we gotta live on science alone
[01:57:19] <&MrBondt> yea uhu
[01:57:25] <+[GoT]Razor> rooofl!
[01:57:26] <&MrBondt> i am a scientist
[01:57:36] <+[GoT]Razor> gotta post this on the forum
[01:57:42] <&MrBondt> OPMG
[01:57:50] <+[GoT]Razor> brb!
[01:57:55] <&MrBondt> noooooooooo
[01:57:58] * +dab sighs
[01:57:59] <&MrBondt>
[01:58:55] * damospiderman[AFK] is now known as damospiderman
[01:59:00] <&MrBondt> oh dear
[01:59:02] <&MrBondt> im fucked
[01:59:06] <&MrBondt> i guess
[01:59:13] <&MrBondt> maybe
[01:59:29] <&MrBondt> my drunkness open to the whole world
[01:59:47] <&MrBondt> better get myself a new nickname tomorrow
[01:59:49] <&MrBondt> today
[01:59:51] <&MrBondt> someday
[01:59:55] <&MrBondt> WHATEVER
[02:00:08] <&MrBondt> NO
[02:00:12] <&MrBondt> STUPID WINAM{P
[02:00:13] <&MrBondt> 04Playing: Beach Boys - I Get Around | Time: 0:13/2:11 | 192kbps
[02:00:20] <&MrBondt> DAAAAARGH
[02:00:32] <+[GoT]Razor> k
[02:00:40] <+[GoT]Razor> now you're acting like me again
[02:00:58] <&MrBondt> its a good or vad thing?
[02:01:10] <+[GoT]Razor> uhm.. both
[02:01:11] <&MrBondt> shit that sentence is fucke dup
[02:01:34] <+[GoT]Razor>
[02:02:04] <+dab> -.-
[02:02:06] <&MrBondt> 04Playing: Static-X - Brainfog | Time: 0:02/9:53 | 192kbps
[02:02:16] <&MrBondt> that one is approtiatie atm
[02:02:19] <&MrBondt> u think
[02:02:20] <&MrBondt> i
[02:02:21] <&MrBondt> *
[02:02:29] <+dab> xP
[02:02:33] <&MrBondt> wtf i cant think
[02:02:39] <+[GoT]Razor> LMFAO!!
[02:02:45] <+[GoT]Razor> count to 10
[02:02:51] <&MrBondt> i bneetter stop stalking now
[02:02:54] <&MrBondt> eh -s
[02:02:57] <&MrBondt> 1
[02:02:57] <+Klotebot> 1
[02:02:58] <&MrBondt> 2
[02:02:59] <&MrBondt> 3
[02:02:59] <+[GoT]Razor> get some sleep
[02:03:00] <&MrBondt> 4
[02:03:01] <&MrBondt> 5
[02:03:03] <&MrBondt> 7
[02:03:04] <&MrBondt> 8
[02:03:05] <&MrBondt> 90
[02:03:07] <&MrBondt> 0
[02:03:09] <&MrBondt> 10
[02:03:10] <&MrBondt> *
[02:03:11] <+dab> hax!
[02:03:12] * +BenBot points to MrBondt
[02:03:12] <+[GoT]Razor>
[02:03:17] <+[GoT]Razor> you nearly did it!
[02:03:22] <&MrBondt> shit
[02:03:31] <+dab> rofl
[02:03:35] <&MrBondt> all my live is nealy
[02:03:38] <&MrBondt> +r
[02:03:55] <&MrBondt> i nearly did it!
[02:03:57] <&MrBondt> - again?
[02:03:59] <+TEF> xD
[02:04:03] <+[GoT]Razor> lmfao
[02:04:25] <&MrBondt> ah
[02:04:31] <&MrBondt> Jorijn is done fucking my upload
[02:04:34] <+[GoT]Razor> I wonder how he will react tomorrow if he reads all of this
[02:04:52] <&MrBondt> i probably die
[02:04:56] <+[GoT]Razor> cool
[02:05:06] <+[GoT]Razor> can I have your management powers then?
[02:05:11] <+dab>
[02:05:15] <+dab> lol
[02:05:15] <&MrBondt> or maybe i simply deny it was me
[02:05:16] <+dab> xP
[02:05:23] <&MrBondt> emh
[02:05:33] <&MrBondt> no i take them with me
[02:05:37] <&MrBondt> to protect Nuwani
[02:05:39] <+dab> lol
[02:05:41] <+[GoT]Razor> goddamnit! :<
[02:05:49] <&MrBondt> Nuwani<3
[02:05:56] <@Dennis> he can be bribed...
[02:05:59] <&MrBondt> i love you honny
[02:06:03] <@Dennis> try a bottle of whiskey
[02:06:18] * +dab sighs
[02:06:20] <+[GoT]Razor>
[02:06:26] <&MrBondt> gimme beer
[02:06:33] * +dab sighs again.
[02:06:46] <&MrBondt> hijger
[02:06:47] <+[GoT]Razor> you've had enough, dontcha think
[02:06:56] <&MrBondt> whats that in english btw
[02:07:04] <&MrBondt> "hijger
[02:07:14] <&MrBondt> me has never enouf
[02:07:16] <&MrBondt> gh*
[02:07:20] <&MrBondt> stupid english
[02:07:23] <+dab>
[02:07:28] <+dab> debemos hablar espanol!
[02:07:36] <+dugi> putos
[02:07:38] <&MrBondt> si
[02:07:42] <+dab> xD
[02:07:46] <+dugi> alguem br putos?
[02:07:46] <&MrBondt> so far my spanish.
[02:07:51] <+[GoT]Razor> something snapped in his brains
[02:07:56] <+dab> lol
[02:07:57] <+dugi> learned it on some samp servers
[02:07:59] <+Jay> !back
[02:07:59] <+Klotebot> Jay is back from LVP after 1 hour, 18 minutes and 24 seconds.
[02:08:00] <+dab> haha xP
[02:08:01] <@Dennis> por que hablas espanol?
[02:08:03] <+[GoT]Razor> he can now speak english!
[02:08:08] <+[GoT]Razor> spanish*
[02:08:09] <+dab> that's brazillian dugi
[02:08:23] <+dugi> i thought that its this same
[02:08:24] <+dugi> lol
[02:08:25] <&MrBondt> Dennis ik maak gebruik van deze gelegenheid om te zeggen dat je een ezel bent
[02:08:27] <+dab> porque quiero espanol
[02:08:29] <&MrBondt> Dennis
[02:08:34] <&MrBondt> je bent een ezel
[02:08:38] <+[GoT]Razor> zomg
[02:08:39] <+dab> Its similiar, but they have some differences.
[02:08:54] <+[GoT]Razor> a sentence without mistakes!
[02:09:02] <&MrBondt> wjat
[02:09:03] <+dab> rofl!
[02:09:04] <&MrBondt> h
[02:09:09] <&MrBondt> omg
[02:09:12] <&MrBondt> id id it
[02:09:14] <&MrBondt> .
[02:09:19] <&MrBondt> shit
[02:09:21] <+[GoT]Razor> good going mate
[02:09:25] <+dab> *I did it..
[02:10:04] <&MrBondt> so uhm
[02:10:10] <&MrBondt> yea
[02:10:13] <&MrBondt> i thought so too
[02:10:23] <&MrBondt> oh wait
[02:10:27] <+TEF> MrBondt, dont do hacks while being intoxicated
[02:10:28] <+TEF> xD
[02:10:29] <&MrBondt> i didint wtyp in here
[02:10:39] <&MrBondt> hacks?
[02:10:43] <&MrBondt> whats ahcks
[02:10:47] <+TEF> lmfao
[02:11:06] <&MrBondt> ah damn
[02:11:06] <+Nowoni> 4Message from TEF: MrBondt FTW
[02:11:12] <+[GoT]Razor> so MrBondt, what's your pass?
[02:11:14] <&MrBondt> need to go to the toilet AGAIN
[02:11:19] <&MrBondt> my pass?
[02:11:22] <&MrBondt> what pass
[02:11:25] <&MrBondt> do you need
[02:11:31] <&MrBondt> i mean
[02:11:41] <&MrBondt> i use different passes for everything
[02:11:42] <+[GoT]Razor> your ingame pass
[02:11:48] <&MrBondt> oh
[02:11:58] <&MrBondt> hm
[02:12:01] <&MrBondt> lemme think
[02:12:05] <&MrBondt> didnt play in a wjile
[02:12:26] <&MrBondt> i think its <censored by me>
[02:12:33] <+[GoT]Razor>
[02:12:57] <&MrBondt> wtf
[02:13:00] <&MrBondt> noo
[02:13:01] <+[GoT]Razor>
[02:13:12] <&MrBondt> 04Playing: DJ Tiesto - lethal industry | Time: 0:03/2:39 | 192kbps
[02:13:14] <&MrBondt> \o/
[02:13:20] <+TEF> LMFAO.
[02:13:26] <&MrBondt> to bad its a hsort version
[02:15:24] <+Jay> I think MTA DM is gunna be released tonight, cos
[02:15:30] <+Jay> every1 in the channel wont shut up aba it
[02:15:33] <+Jay> And in the updates,
[02:15:38] <+[GoT]Razor> meh.. it didn't work
[02:15:41] <+Jay> They keep updating credits, And installer
[02:15:44] <+[GoT]Razor> !why MrBondt
[02:15:44] <&Nuwani> 4*** Player log of MrBondt (25 items)
[02:15:44] <&Nuwani> 4[01/01 02:14:05] 3(kick by MrBondt): fdasfsdaasdf
[02:15:44] <&Nuwani> 4[24/10 02:28:27] 3(kick by MrBondt): test
[02:15:44] <&Nuwani> 4[17/10 01:39:03] 3(kick by Nakebod): get out!
[02:15:44] <&Nuwani> 4[16/10 18:56:03] 3(kick by Nakebod): crash!
[02:15:44] <&Nuwani> 4[21/08 23:27:47] 3(kick by Peter): ter 3 tst test test test
[02:15:45] <+Jay> paths, etc
[02:15:50] <&MrBondt> should be released moer than 3 hours ago
[02:15:52] <+[GoT]Razor>
[02:15:55] <+Jay> idd
[02:16:00] <&MrBondt>
[02:16:14] <&MrBondt> !pis
[02:16:17] <&MrBondt> s
[02:16:18] <+[GoT]Razor> !piss*
[02:16:30] <+Jay> !piss
[02:16:30] <+Boteend> Jay has to piss
[02:16:47] <+Jay> does he?
[02:18:30] <&MrBondt> 01-01 02:17:22 Highlight: [ #LVP.Echo @ GTANet ] Noweni: [8] *** MrBondt joined the game....
[02:18:31] <&MrBondt> 01-01 02:17:22 RED ALERT! MrBondt joined Las Venturas Playground!
[02:18:31] <&MrBondt> 01-01 02:17:47 Highlight: [ #LVP.Echo @ GTANet ] Nuwani: [8] *** MrBondt left the game (leaving)....
[02:18:31] <&MrBondt> 01-01 02:17:47 RED ALERT! MrBondt left Las Venturas Playground!
[02:18:35] <&MrBondt>
[02:18:40] <+[GoT]Razor>
[02:18:46] <&MrBondt> im away for a bit of peeing
[02:18:52] <&MrBondt> and i get this in return
[02:18:53] <&MrBondt> enter
[02:18:55] <&MrBondt> return
[02:18:59] <&MrBondt> WAJER
[02:19:01] <&MrBondt> WHATERVE
[02:19:27] <&MrBondt> !setplayerpass
[02:19:27] <&Nuwani> 4Usage: !setplayerpass UserName newPassword
[02:19:31] <&MrBondt> hm
[02:19:42] <&MrBondt> !getvalue MrBondt password
[02:19:43] <&Nuwani> 4Error: The key 'password' is not supported (yet) by this command.
[02:19:51] <&MrBondt> damn
[02:19:57] <&MrBondt> guess ill never know
[02:20:09] <+[GoT]Razor> lmfao!
[02:24:58] <&MrBondt> mrh
[02:25:09] <&MrBondt> im gonna try surfing the us..internet
[02:25:22] <&MrBondt> very wobbly
[02:27:40] <+[GoT]Razor> MrBondt, get some sleep, get sober!

here it pretty much ended, I don't know if he went to bed, fell asleep, or died
but it was fun

[02:38:03] <&MrBondt> gotrazor is coolw man
[02:38:18] <&MrBondt> srslie
[02:38:21] <&MrBondt> hes coll
[02:38:23] <&MrBondt> cool
[02:38:48] <+[GoT]Razor> yeah! am I cool enough to get +h on this channel?
[02:39:10] <&MrBondt> you sertianly are
[02:39:18] <+[GoT]Razor> good

I hope MrBondt isn't going to hate me now

or kill me..

[03:05:39] <+[GoT]Razor> WTF?!
[03:05:52] <+[GoT]Razor> I'm hearing very scary noises
[03:06:00] <+[GoT]Razor> sounding like screaming
[03:06:07] <+[GoT]Razor> on a veru high tone
[03:06:28] <+[GoT]Razor> halp!
[03:09:11] <+[GoT]Razor> fuck
[03:09:15] <+[GoT]Razor> I heard it again
[03:09:29] <+[GoT]Razor> scaring me
[03:13:14] <+[GoT]Razor> again!
[03:13:20] <+[GoT]Razor> siriously
[03:13:26] <+[GoT]Razor> this is scary
[03:16:27] <+[GoT]Razor> oh god