Post your IRC quotes!

[Felle]

I've got some nice ones I could definetely share:

[18:12:41] <John_Whites> 1 last question do you know VorGan ?
[18:12:52] <John_Whites> this noob ?
[18:13:07] <John_Whites> do some one know him ?
[18:13:30] <Felle> nope
[18:13:33] <John_Whites> his password is vorgan !
[18:13:44] <John_Whites> and his name VorGan !
[18:13:54] <Woet> orly
[18:13:57] <John_Whites> he was so stupid to show his pass !
[18:13:59] <Woet> how interesting to know
[18:14:14] <John_Whites> you can login and do shit !
[18:14:19] <Woet> awesome
[18:14:19] <John_Whites> then he get banned !
[18:14:29] <Woet> fantastic
[18:14:33] <John_Whites> !!!
[18:14:36] <John_Whites> yep
[18:14:46] <Felle> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
[18:14:47] <IJzerenRita> übercool

[18:16:26] * ^Alpha (neilbuckle@91B3D0C0.18492204.11B57465.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[18:16:43] <Simex2> 2.00
[18:16:47] * ^Alpha (neilbuckle@91B3D0C0.18492204.11B57465.IP) has joined #sa-mp
[18:16:47] * @Alex (yless42@y-less.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
[18:16:49] <Simex2> v2.00
[18:16:52] <[CUSA]Mike> mike guess wat?!
[18:17:08] <Simex2> now can you help me?
[18:17:11] <dugi> simex type !patch
[18:17:24] <Simex2> what?
[18:17:24] <dugi> and download that to downgrade your game
[18:17:24] <Xelios> hey hey, its not simex, its simex2
[18:17:28] <Violet_Blood> mmm
[18:17:38] * divine (a@gtanet-CE51544E.gprs-nat.mtsnet.ru) Quit (Quit:  InetTools IRC 1.7 beta 5  îò ÕÀÎÑà.)
[18:18:08] <dugi> type !patch
[18:18:13] <Simex2> i have to get the same version of sa-mp
[18:18:16] <Simex2> ?
[18:18:23] <Xelios> just type !patch
[18:18:39] <Felle> type !patch to downgrade your SA
[18:18:45] <Simex2> what are you talking about?
[18:18:54] <Felle> LOL
[18:18:55] <Simex2> i not undrestanding
[18:18:57] <Xelios> just type !patch thats it
[18:18:58] <Felle> Quote saving
[18:19:02] <Felle> type !patch
[18:19:06] <dugi> about typing !patch
[18:19:32] <Simex2> do you speak portuguese

[20:08:24] <Danieru> Trat.. ur spooky, normal people don't know such things xD
[20:08:34] <Tratulla> I never claimed to be normal

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[21:07:13] <Samppa> Good evening Ladies & Gentlemen
[21:08:02] <Samppa> My lawyer recommended for me that I should demand some $$$ cause ya guys are using my name your mod´s name
[21:08:35] <Samppa> So erm
[21:08:38] <Felle> is this a joke ?
[21:08:50] <Dutchguy> ROFLMAOLOLWTFHAHA
[21:08:50] <Samppa> No, definitely not a joke
[21:08:54] <dugi> lol
...and on goes the discussion for quite a while :

[22:17:10] * crisiSz has joined #felle
[22:17:26] <crisiSz> hi
[22:17:26] <Henry> 3Hi there crisiSz ! What's up ?
[22:17:30] <Henry>
[22:17:31] <crisiSz> good
[22:17:47] <crisiSz> you?
[22:18:08] <crisiSz> im new with samp
[22:20:23] <crisiSz> read ''talk shit'' say something
[22:23:06] <crisiSz> hello?
[22:23:09] <Henry> hello crisiSz, how are you today?
[22:23:10] <crisiSz> this is scary
[22:23:21] <crisiSz> nobody is talking!!
[22:23:25] <Henry> please?
[22:23:29] <crisiSz> whta
[22:23:38] <crisiSz> good
[22:23:41] <crisiSz> you?
[22:24:30] <crisiSz> how are you henry
[22:24:31] <crisiSz> ?
[22:24:34] <Henry> not sure about it
[22:25:01] <crisiSz> :=P
[22:25:05] <crisiSz>
[22:25:08] <Henry> ewww... put that thing away!
[22:25:17] <crisiSz> what??
[22:25:23] <crisiSz> :=P
[22:25:58] <crisiSz> you are the only 1 whos talking
[22:30:10] <crisiSz> cya henry and felle and convirt and tomo
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(keep in mind Henry's a bot)

Think I got some more, maybe I'll post them some other time