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(08-09-2009, 07:33 AM)agnitum link Wrote: The Rape idea sounds good.
Let's say someones "member" is up, and he doesn't have any women around, also he is very horny. What could he do? He could go to the police station, and without any permission go to the closest jail with a prisoner in it. Then he would tell him to take off his jeans, or whatever is he wearing, and then he would take off the prisoner's pants with his teeth, so it would make the visitor even hornier. After that the prisoner would stick his ass to the crates. I mean, half of the ass touches one crate, and the other half of the ass touches second crate, and between in the free space there would be a magic hole full of adventures and brown material. So when someone who is in need of sex, would immediately take off his clothes (all), slap one time the prisoner, take some soap, put the soap on the "member" and into the hole, so it will be a pleasure to put the train to the tunnel. In the end of the beggining visitor would stand still, hold crates and push the prisoner as hard as he can, so the guy in the jail would only scream "bring camera!bring camera!".
This idea is awesome please script this to the server. +1
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Are you out of your mind?
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(08-09-2009, 11:08 AM)Richard link Wrote: Are you out of your mind?
Isn't the fact that Nonzero saying +1 to it enough proof that he is?
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(08-09-2009, 07:33 AM)agnitum link Wrote: The Rape idea sounds good.
Let's say someones "member" is up, and he doesn't have any women around, also he is very horny. What could he do? He could go to the police station, and without any permission go to the closest jail with a prisoner in it. Then he would tell him to take off his jeans, or whatever is he wearing, and then he would take off the prisoner's pants with his teeth, so it would make the visitor even hornier. After that the prisoner would stick his ass to the crates. I mean, half of the ass touches one crate, and the other half of the ass touches second crate, and between in the free space there would be a magic hole full of adventures and brown material. So when someone who is in need of sex, would immediately take off his clothes (all), slap one time the prisoner, take some soap, put the soap on the "member" and into the hole, so it will be a pleasure to put the train to the tunnel. In the end of the beggining visitor would stand still, hold crates and push the prisoner as hard as he can, so the guy in the jail would only scream "bring camera!bring camera!".
This idea is awesome please script this to the server.
o_O, are we making a sex tape or bringing back the old prison
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(08-09-2009, 07:33 AM)agnitum link Wrote: The Rape idea sounds good.
Let's say someones "member" is up, and he doesn't have any women around, also he is very horny. What could he do? He could go to the police station, and without any permission go to the closest jail with a prisoner in it. Then he would tell him to take off his jeans, or whatever is he wearing, and then he would take off the prisoner's pants with his teeth, so it would make the visitor even hornier. After that the prisoner would stick his ass to the crates. I mean, half of the ass touches one crate, and the other half of the ass touches second crate, and between in the free space there would be a magic hole full of adventures and brown material. So when someone who is in need of sex, would immediately take off his clothes (all), slap one time the prisoner, take some soap, put the soap on the "member" and into the hole, so it will be a pleasure to put the train to the tunnel. In the end of the beggining visitor would stand still, hold crates and push the prisoner as hard as he can, so the guy in the jail would only scream "bring camera!bring camera!".
This idea is awesome please script this to the server.
omfg!
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(08-09-2009, 07:33 AM)agnitum link Wrote: The Rape idea sounds good.
Let's say someones "member" is up, and he doesn't have any women around, also he is very horny. What could he do? He could go to the police station, and without any permission go to the closest jail with a prisoner in it. Then he would tell him to take off his jeans, or whatever is he wearing, and then he would take off the prisoner's pants with his teeth, so it would make the visitor even hornier. After that the prisoner would stick his ass to the crates. I mean, half of the ass touches one crate, and the other half of the ass touches second crate, and between in the free space there would be a magic hole full of adventures and brown material. So when someone who is in need of sex, would immediately take off his clothes (all), slap one time the prisoner, take some soap, put the soap on the "member" and into the hole, so it will be a pleasure to put the train to the tunnel. In the end of the beggining visitor would stand still, hold crates and push the prisoner as hard as he can, so the guy in the jail would only scream "bring camera!bring camera!".
This idea is awesome please script this to the server. Wow you have a colorful imagination, but this would probally scar alot of people with thisĀ
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I agree with you men. It was fucking hilarious to go and make fun of the guys that were in jail. Someone said:"the island is funnier because you have something to do". If you are in jail you are supposed to pay, not to have fun. The purpose of the jail is not to do it again because if you have fun the jail has no point cause you will do it over and over again
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08-19-2009, 02:14 AM
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(08-09-2009, 07:33 AM)agnitum link Wrote: The Rape idea sounds good.
Let's say someones "member" is up, and he doesn't have any women around, also he is very horny. What could he do? He could go to the police station, and without any permission go to the closest jail with a prisoner in it. Then he would tell him to take off his jeans, or whatever is he wearing, and then he would take off the prisoner's pants with his teeth, so it would make the visitor even hornier. After that the prisoner would stick his ass to the crates. I mean, half of the ass touches one crate, and the other half of the ass touches second crate, and between in the free space there would be a magic hole full of adventures and brown material. So when someone who is in need of sex, would immediately take off his clothes (all), slap one time the prisoner, take some soap, put the soap on the "member" and into the hole, so it will be a pleasure to put the train to the tunnel. In the end of the beggining visitor would stand still, hold crates and push the prisoner as hard as he can, so the guy in the jail would only scream "bring camera!bring camera!".
This idea is awesome please script this to the server.
Rofl, wtf?
Anyway, +1 to this. The old jail was awesome.
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(08-09-2009, 07:33 AM)agnitum link Wrote: The Rape idea sounds good.
Let's say someones "member" is up, and he doesn't have any women around, also he is very horny. What could he do? He could go to the police station, and without any permission go to the closest jail with a prisoner in it. Then he would tell him to take off his jeans, or whatever is he wearing, and then he would take off the prisoner's pants with his teeth, so it would make the visitor even hornier. After that the prisoner would stick his ass to the crates. I mean, half of the ass touches one crate, and the other half of the ass touches second crate, and between in the free space there would be a magic hole full of adventures and brown material. So when someone who is in need of sex, would immediately take off his clothes (all), slap one time the prisoner, take some soap, put the soap on the "member" and into the hole, so it will be a pleasure to put the train to the tunnel. In the end of the beggining visitor would stand still, hold crates and push the prisoner as hard as he can, so the guy in the jail would only scream "bring camera!bring camera!".
This idea is awesome please script this to the server. You should stop posting... like, forever.
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