Story time, post your most humiliating moment in your life. Short and efficient.

[Zezima]

Gym first time
Dont know what the fuck im doing here
Put some weights (5kg each on the sides of the bench press)
Do 10 reps
Going for 11th rep
CANT GET THE BAR UP FROM MY CHEST
Start to swing the bar and the shits keeps squeezing my chest
Biggest guy in the gym start runing towards me
He lifts the bar with one hand
(faceplam, no air)
He says relax dont do this ever again
(get really fucking humiliated becouse everyone was watching)
Never went back to that gym ever again.

[Maddolis]

Gym first time
Dont know what the fuck im doing here
Put some weights (200kg each on sides of the bicep curl)
Do 80 reps
Going for 81st
ACCIDENTLY FARTED
Blush because the pretty girl next to me looked at me
Her nose wrinkled up a little
(but she was eyeing my bulge)
She says big dicks and farts turn her on
(blushing big time now because theyre turnoffs for me)
Never went back to that gym ever again.

[HoogerBooger]

Gym first time
Dont know what the fuck im doing here
Put some weights (200kg each on sides of the bicep curl)
Do 80 reps
Going for 81st
ACCIDENTLY FARTED
Blush because the pretty girl next to me looked at me
Her nose wrinkled up a little
(but she was eyeing my bulge)
She says big dicks and farts turn her on
(blushing big time now because theyre turnoffs for me)
Never went back to that gym ever again.

I don't believe that man, people who listen to metal don't go to gym, they drink beer and fart at home.

[Nater]

I don't believe that man, people who listen to metal don't go to gym, they drink beer and fart at home.

Metal heads actually do....Maddolis is a Viking he drinks beer and lifts at the same time whilst listening to Viking Metal!

[[NB]Zaibatsu]

sending mail with crush over year...
really bad day at school
arrive at home
see NEW MAIL
eager to open it
feeling better already
forgetting bad day from school
open mail
zezimas dick and sperm
never opened any mail ever since

[Zezima]

Zaibatsu link=topic=32414.msg445614#msg445614 date=1383138621]
sending mail with crush over year...
really bad day at school
arrive at home
see NEW MAIL
eager to open it
feeling better already
forgetting bad day from school
open mail
zezimas dick and sperm
never opened any mail ever since

that actually poped me into burst of loughs lol good 1

[8Ball]

sure it wasn't the time you went on cam naked for all of lvp zezima?

[Fuse]

must tell some of my gym stories
cant make it seem like the thread is about me and my gym stories
lets name the thread Story time

[Shark]

enter gym
work out
repeat for a long time
dont brag on the internet about it

llololololololololo

[Jerome]

Gym first time
Dont know what the fuck im doing here
Put some weights (200kg each on sides of the bicep curl)
Do 80 reps
Going for 81st
ACCIDENTLY FARTED
Blush because the pretty girl next to me looked at me
Her nose wrinkled up a little
(but she was eyeing my bulge)
She says big dicks and farts turn her on
(blushing big time now because theyre turnoffs for me)
Never went back to that gym ever again.

Hahahahaha, holy shit. I think that's the only post of yours I've ever actually liked. 

This is a true story or what?