Post your IRC quotes!

[SolidRock]

BTW: how do you guys get the time in the quotes?

[TEF]

BTW: how do you guys get the time in the quotes?

If you're using mIRC, go to: "Tools" -> "Options" -> "IRC" -> "Messages" -> "Timestamp events"

Once you're there, check the box and fill it in with something like this: "[hh:nn:ss]" (without quotes, of course)

That's the 24-hour clock (like Nikky). If you want the 12-hour clock (like me), it looks like this: "[h:nn:ssTT]" (the "TT" being "AM/PM")


If you're using another IRC client, you should probably try Google... or switch to mIRC.

[SolidRock]

Yeah, it works. Thanks TEF

[Hitman]

(17:48:16) (~Tdrtnlz) FateTrip is 55 and a virgin
(17:48:19) (~Tdrtnlz) well technically
(17:48:22) (+marko`) oh
(17:48:26) (~Tdrtnlz) are you still a virgin if you rape a child?
(17:48:26) (+marko`) he acts weird
(17:48:27) (~Tdrtnlz) cos he did
(17:48:34) (~Tdrtnlz) twice

[FateTrip]

(17:48:16) (~Tdrtnlz) FateTrip is 55 and a virgin
(17:48:19) (~Tdrtnlz) well technically
(17:48:22) (+marko`) oh
(17:48:26) (~Tdrtnlz) are you still a virgin if you rape a child?
(17:48:26) (+marko`) he acts weird
(17:48:27) (~Tdrtnlz) cos he did
(17:48:34) (~Tdrtnlz) twice

Yeah yeah yeah, but i'm actually 57.


Hitman just hating cos he doesn't know how stuff works.

[Darius]

<@Maka> i wouldn't even be able to fuck a person that's under 15/16
<@Maka> just a nono
<@Saber> mind you, the other day

[Reno911]

<+TRaven> 'm gonna ban everyoen who says ban
<+TRaven> WHO KICKED HIM!? ffs!
<Bessensap> Barn
<Victor> ban
<Victor> ban me, traven
<+TRaven> wait
<+TRaven> i'm wiping my ass
<Victor> lmao
<+TRaven> it's smellhy
<PennyWise> he's gonna ban you with his uber leet +v
<+TRaven> omg, i almost broke thru the toilet paper
<+TRaven> almost had a shitty finger

LOL 

[Jerome]

[01:09:52] <Zodiac> asshat unban me
[01:10:50] <Zodiac> asshat
[01:10:55] <Jerome> no
[01:10:57] <Jerome> asshaty
[01:10:58] <Jerome> no
[01:11:05] <Zodiac> YES
[01:11:29] <Jerome> Neg
[01:11:30] <Jerome> Denied
[01:11:50] <Zodiac> I am &
[01:11:51] <Zodiac> unban me
[01:11:54] <Zodiac> before I ban you
[01:12:09] Zodiac:#Chill (hedshotac@EE49EAAF.63FAC875.C58D4D8D.IP) has joined #Chill.
[01:12:33] Zodiac was kicked by Jerome:#Chill: , blacklisted
[01:12:42] <Jerome> kk
[01:12:54] <Zodiac> Fuck you
[01:12:58] <Jerome> raped
[01:12:58] <Zodiac> asshole
[01:13:00] <Jerome> raped
[01:13:22] <Zodiac> Unban me
[01:13:31] <Jerome> If you join #TEF i'llunban you
[01:13:37] Zodiac:#TEF (hedshotac@EE49EAAF.63FAC875.C58D4D8D.IP) has joined #TEF.
[01:13:37] Zodiac was kicked by Jerome:#TEF: , blacklisted
[01:13:40] <Jerome> lol k
[01:13:55] <Zodiac> again, fuck you
[01:14:15] <Jerome> If you join #RAGE i'll unban you from all
[01:14:20] Zodiac:#RAGE (hedshotac@EE49EAAF.63FAC875.C58D4D8D.IP) has joined #RAGE.
[01:14:21] Halfops cannot set mode o
[01:14:21] Zodiac was kicked by Jerome:#RAGE: , blacklisted
[01:14:23] <Jerome> lol k

[Zodiac.]

<Jerome> TEARZ
<Jerome> SHOW ME
<Zodiac> Unban me from Chill
<Jerome> k
<Jerome> SHOW ME
<Jerome> TEARZ
<Zodiac> :^(
<Zodiac> there
<Jerome> lol
Zodiac (hedshotac@EE49EAAF.63FAC875.C58D4D8D.IP) has joined #Chill

[Silent_Bob]

Ok so the back story for this one was I was talking to bubbles on MSN and we were talking about some weird Japanese "art" site which pretty much had tons of Japanese women doing some weird shit. Well we eventually got into talking about all the wierd shit some Japanese people do(no offense one of my best friends is form Japan) and this is what he said...

bubbles:np, remind me never to kill a japanese girl
kiss!!  i meant kiss!
Silent_Bob:lol

she went on later to accidentally say it again.