Stranger chat

[KingJd]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ello
Stranger: hey, it's mac
You: are u human
Stranger: yes,
Stranger: that's a first
You: im alien
Stranger: omj
You: from usa
Stranger: what planet?
You: theres no planet on usa
Stranger: ok,
You: are u cool dude or girl?
Stranger: dude
You: ewwww
You: well i guess thats cool
Stranger: ewwww what?
You: so what do u do for a living?
You: ewnothin
Stranger: i make ppl laugh on youtube
You: must be a cool job
You: do u get paid?
Stranger: yes, it goes to my college fund
You: ah college now thats something to talk about
You: my breath is stinkin right now
Stranger: im only 15
You: i think the beer and alcoho; is wtf?
You: ur 15
You: go yo butt to sleep
Stranger: y?
Stranger: how old r u ?
You: i know its the holidays butyeah i'm 24
Stranger: ok,,
Stranger: im in new york
You: so u play gam?es
You: *games
Stranger: its almost 2AM
Stranger: what u mean?
You: i'm close but its not 2 am here
You: its very f'in cold
You: 10here in that atl
Stranger: it's 1:47AM
You: oh
You: ok so back to the games, what do u play?
Stranger: i dont know
You: u dont know -.-
You: yep its ur bedtime
Stranger: wat games?
You: do u have parents or just other ppl
You: console games
Stranger: parents and 1 sister
You: u play pc or other
Stranger: im only into my labtop
You: so pc
Stranger: not really into games
You: 15 no games wtf are u into?
You: i get the scool part
You: *school
Stranger: what do u mean?
Stranger: by
Stranger: skewl
Stranger: ????
You: like u might be inerested in riding bikes skating other than games
Stranger: yea,
Stranger: i like uploading vids, and dancing
You: like my cousin is playing footballl and he loves playing games
Stranger: kewl, i dont play sports
You: i'm not gon lie to you this convo is boring but yeah off to find a hot chick have fun with life happy holidays stay safe
You have disconnected.

[Jerome]

did you just compare the internet with real life?

Lol .. no. Obvious wannabe G is obvious. Agree or perish. 

[Hitman]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Let's save our time: 19/m/Russia. If you have any national bias then click Disconnect.
You have disconnected.



win, i say



edit:  pure win

You: sup bro
Stranger: im a ho
Stranger: not a bro
You: oh
You: nice
You: how old
Stranger: 22
You: smexy
You: now go make me a sandwhich
Stranger: while you play C.O.D?
You: its called MW2, bitch
Stranger: this sounds like my daily life.
You: hahaha lol really?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: depressingly lol
You: where are you from? xD
Stranger: england
Stranger: but possibly soon to be America
You: germany here
Stranger: who knows
You: i think i forgot the "where's ma beer" par
You: part
Stranger: i think you did
Stranger:

[Munch]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Let's save our time: 19/m/Russia. If you have any national bias then click Disconnect.
You have disconnected.


win, i say

Still mad at them kicking your arse in WW2?

[Jerome]

Still mad at them kicking your arse in WW2?

rofl 

[Blackbean]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: im a guy looking to chat to another sexy man
You: cool, thats the right spot then
Stranger: awsme
You: and btw im really hot
You: whats your name?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: sexi jake u
You: Peter Griffin
You: im the family guy
Stranger: i have 7 inch of uncut cock wbu
You: awsome
You: I have 24 inch of steel
Stranger: im so horny rite now i could cum lol
You: orly?
Stranger: huh sexi boi
You: ur grammar sucks balls
Stranger: i luv balls
You: cool
You: cause i have 4 oh them
You: of*
Stranger: ur not gay enough for me bye i like the black bois laters
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



What a wierdo

[Kase]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from
You: italy
You: and u?
Stranger: turkey
You: nice
Stranger: m/f?
You: male
Stranger: thanks

[thiaZ]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: Where are you coming from ?
You: germany, you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Thug]

Stranger: hey
You: yoo
You: sup?
Stranger: nm im in bed lol its lyk 12am u?
You: not much looking on this site cuz im bored
You: it's 12:14 am
You: to be precise
Stranger: huh kl wel here its 11:15pm wer u frm
You: your from UK
Stranger: uh huh
You: im from the netherlands
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 15 male holland, can you make me horny?
You: ahaha homo
You: ruigpoot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Greyfox]

You: ruigpoot

genius