Stranger chat

[Samadhi]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: whoat?
Stranger: m/f?/
You: male
You: and you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy
You: hey
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
You: you?
Stranger: f
Stranger: aage?
You: 27
You: you?
Stranger: 15
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Felix]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, I'm a guy looking for a girl with a pic.
You: Hey, I'm a girl looking for a guy with a pic.
Stranger: Well if you are (I highly dought it) can i see a link?
You: http://omegle.com/ < that's a link. go and see it
You: NOW!
Stranger: funny
You: Oh..My pleasure!
Stranger: well, thanks for the humor.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hai da
You: Sukhano?
Stranger: no bitch
You: Fuck YEAH!
Stranger: what the fuck yu say ?
Stranger: yu talkin fucking chinesee uhp in here ?!
You: epic fail dude
You: that wasnt chinese
You: Bitch
Stranger: >=O
Stranger: get a lifee
You: Oh..you sell lives?
Stranger: talkin to lil boys and shittt
You: lol..you said it..I am talking to a lil 5 year old kiddo!
Stranger: yup want one , ill cut yu a deal with one for free
Stranger: and not 5 ?
You: Go cut your dads vagina now..I will give you 5 GBP!
Stranger: male or female ?
Stranger: yu *
You: You don't even know your dad's gender?
You: epic
You: I will recommend you to Public Museum of Moscow.
Stranger: i meant what r yu , yu bitchh
You: I am a human
You: Are you Avatar mofo?
Stranger: male or femalee ?
You: Trans
Stranger: custy mutha fuckaa , me too (:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LiteZ]

You: hi

Stranger: sex?

You: hi?

Stranger: SEX??

You: blowjob?

Stranger: wat

You: fuck off

Stranger: fuck on

[_Ivan_]

You: hi

Stranger: sex?

You: hi?

Stranger: SEX??

You: blowjob?

Stranger: wat

You: fuck off

Stranger: fuck on

[Kase]

You: fuck off
Stranger: fuck on

Epic 

[Munch]

*BUMP*

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im dave
You: i'm Stevie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not highly funny, but it's the bump that counts!

[Rien]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELLO THERE COMRADE STRANGER
Stranger: IT APPEARS YOU ARE IN DIRE DANGER
Stranger: I WILL FIRE ON THIS FELONY ON THE COUNT OF 5
Stranger: PLEASE DUCK
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
You: DO WE HAVE TO SAVE THE KANGARIIS BEFORE 2012?!
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: I AM SORRY COMRADE STRANGER
Stranger: I CANNOT HERE YOU OVER MY GUN FIRE
Stranger: BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA
You: HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA!!
You: PHIIRREEEEE!!!!!
Stranger: WHAT MONSTER IS THIS?
Stranger: DIE MASKED FREAK
You: IT'S THE PYRO!!!
Stranger: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRAAAHAHAHAHAHA HA
Stranger: WE ARE KILLERZ
You: OR ARE WE DANCERZ?
Stranger: LET US DANCE PUNY MAN
You: ->-<
You: \-<
You: -/-<
You: -<-<
Stranger: I SPY A SPY WITH MY LITTLE-
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAHAAARAARAAAAAAA
Stranger: *deaded*
Stranger: *Respawn in 20 seconds*
You: lag!
Stranger: FFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Phyc0]

LMAO

[Yassine]

You: hi

Stranger: sex?

You: hi?

Stranger: SEX??

You: blowjob?

Stranger: wat

You: fuck off

Stranger: fuck on

LMAO! this topic must re-born! checkout this replys xD and post yours!

[Mourad]

No. And what were you doing in a 7 years old topic?