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05-10-2009, 07:03 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-10-2009, 07:09 PM by Mark)
Stranger: Joe?
You: yes?
Stranger: Hello!
You: how cool is that
Stranger: Very!
You: loads of people online and we get put together!
Stranger: Isn't it cool!
Stranger: Where you from joe?
You: yeah!
You: what you doing
Stranger: Not much
You: me neither
Stranger: you didn't answer my question Joe...
You: im in nyc today
Stranger: sweet! Is your bitch with you?
You: yeah
Stranger: What's this one's name?
You: she saw that lol
You: sophie
Stranger: hey sophie!
You: she says hi
You: but still waiting for an apology lol
Stranger: Does she deserve one?
You: i gave her one this morning haha
Stranger: What'd you do this time joe?!
You: but yes or she'll be grumpy all day
You: oral
You: she loves it
Stranger: I'm sure she does, dirty dirty girl
You: damn right
You: cant wait to get back to our hotel later
You: we're having a threesome with her best friend
Stranger: well, i'd best apologise- Sophie, I apologise from the bottom of my heart and retract the word bitch. I am sure you are a wonderful girl and are in no way a bitch of any description.
Stranger: ZOMG! Awesome man!
Stranger: Is the friend m or f?
You: f duh lol
You: she says thats ok and thanks for saying sorry mate
Stranger: A two guy 1 girl threesome is just weird
You: yeah i know
Stranger: So are you guys in NYC for the weekend?
You: yeah
Stranger: So where are you guys from?
You: im from Durango in colorado and sophie is from london. i think her friend comes from adelaide
Stranger: Cool, I'm from England myself
You: which part
Stranger: East Anglia
Stranger: Norfolk
You: ive been there before
You: great yarmouth or something?
Stranger: Quite near there. Waht did you think of Norfolk?
You: nothing special
You: a few nice places
You: although suffolk was nicer
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: I haven't been to suffolk much
You: you should
You: bury is nice
You: i think thats what it is called
Stranger: bury st. edmunds... yeah.
You: was about 10 years ago i went lol
Stranger: lol, k. The most I know about bury is that there's a sugar factory.
You: haha
Stranger: Y'know, until you started going on about suffolk and bury, i thought you were just taking the piss!
Stranger: or are you?!
You: no, i did go there
Stranger: and are you really joe and is sophie real?
You: yes
You: hang on her friend is here
You: **** shes hot!
Stranger: really!? Scale 1-10?
You: 12
You: right im off, nice talking to you mate
Stranger: You too
Stranger: Have fun!
You: i will dont worry haha
Stranger: Have you considered showing it over the internet?
You: as in film it?
Stranger: Yeah!
You: nice idea!
Stranger: and send it to me?
You: maybe...
You: lol
You: sax-p btw
Stranger: ?
You: oh sorry wrong box lol
Stranger: C'mon man... you gotta share this with me
You: haha
Stranger: I'm sure Sophie's up for it
You: they just starting, im just finding my camera
You: oh btw
Stranger: ...
You: im not joe, im not in nyc, im not from colorado, there is no sophie and there is no friend
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I kinda guessed that
You: lol
You: i am actually from bury though
You: thats true!
You: who is joe anyway?
Stranger: Some guy from Chicago I spoke to before
Stranger: Oh, and bury is a sh*thole
You: ah right
You: i know
Stranger: You only go there if you want the Tesco
Stranger: or you just keep on the A11
You: yeah
Stranger: Norwich is soo much better
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: will lose 2-1 tomorrow
You: at what point did you stop believeing me btw?
Stranger: Pretty much immediately mate, sorry. I nearly believed you later but never entirely.
Stranger: But it was a fun waste of time ^^
You: aww damn
You: haha
You: if you were an american youd defo believe me
You: they're so gullible
You: right im off now, bye
Stranger: That they are, my friend, that they are
Stranger: Cya
You: whats yourname btw?
Stranger: Mark
Stranger: yours 'Joe'?
You: no
Stranger: Real name then?
You: mark, thats true too lol
You: how weird
Stranger: What, are you saying your's is mark?
You: yeah
Stranger: Lol, i don't know whether to believe you!
You: haha
You: it is, really
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