LVP Achievements

[Jerome]

Here's a part of a feature request I'm working on. Thought I might as well post it here, since it's about achievements

First of all I think that, instead of filling the screen with a huge textdraw, there should just be a message in the chat in a distinguished color, like:Achievement unlocked: Killing spree (kill 5 players without dying)

Achievements should have a short, cryptic name. And best of all: some achievements should just be plain stupid for entertainment value

• First blood (first kill after a server restart) *1*
• Killing spree (kill 5 players without dying) *1*
• Rampage (kill 10 players without dying) *1*
• Dominating (kill 15 players without dying) *1*
• Unstoppable (kill 20 players without dying) *1*
• Godlike (kill 25 players without dying) *1*
• Ludicrous (kill 50 players without dying) *3*
• Failure (die 5 times in a row without killing someone)
• Epic fail (die 10 times in a row without killing someone)
• TEF (die 25 times in a row without killing someone)
• Typeracer (win 3 type reaction tests in a row)
• Geek (win 5 type reaction tests in a row)
• Brainiac (win 5 math reaction tests in a row)
• Dyslexia (lose 3 reaction tests in a row)
• Betrayal (kill a fellow gang member)
• Inferno (kill 3 players at the same time with a grenade or molotov)
• Massacre (kill 5 players in less than a minute)
• Addict (ingame for 5 hours)
• Rock until you drop (get killed while performing a /dance) *2*
• Serial Killer (get a ratio above 2.0 at any time) *3*
• Contract Killer (kill a player with a bounty of over a million)
• Badeend (get kicked for being idle)
• Just visiting (get on jail island without being jailed)
• Stealth (get 5 kills in a row with a sniper rifle, without dying)
• Survival (survive a /chase)
• Hit and run (kill someone by running them over)
• Chopped (get your head chopped off by a helicopter blade)
• Melee (kill someone with your bare fists)
• Flawless victory (win /knockout, /spankme or a similar game without losing health) *4*
• Deadly Alliance (kill 10 players as a gang without anyone in the gang dying)
• Landlord (own 5 properties)
• Road rage (die from sitting in an exploding car or bike)
• One man army (kill an entire gang (at least 4 players) without dying) *5*
• V for Vengeance (kill the last one that kills you three times in a row, without killing anyone else)
• Bird is the word (shout out "THE BIRD IS THE WORD!" in capitals) [youtube]
• Speedrun (get a highscore in a race)
• Nuked! (get killed by the samsite)
• Broken bones (die from falling from a great height)
• Lightspeed (get an insane speedbonus)

*1* From Unreal Tournament '99
*2* From Team Fortress 2
*3* From Unreal Tournament 3
*4* From Mortal Kombat
*5* From America's Army 3

I found something useful to post! And here it is: That looks great, you just thought of these on your own? o.O Pretty cool. Wait .. no .. more than pretty cool ... really cool. Like as cool as this smiley ..  .. hell yeah .. that's cool.

Secondly:

Because I seriously want the achievement (which is impossible to get)

"ALL crashes are caused by admins"

That wasn't serious

Since when? CORRUPTION IS POWER