Stranger chat

[Madlaggz]

It's quite long, but read it. It will sure make you lol

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You: Hello hot stud
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: I'm 16, Female, and from Denmark
You: You? <3
Stranger: 17 m usa
You: Oh nice
You: You're hot? <3
Stranger: yep
You: Oh yeah..
You: Horny? <3
You: I know I am..
Stranger: yes
You: Btw, I'm really fuckalicious..
You: Wanna have e-sex?
Stranger: yes
You: Oh yeah
You: *starts kissing Stranger"
You: Okay, let's cross out stranger. Kinda a turnoff. What's your name hot stud?<3
Stranger: jacob
You: Sounds hot to me <3
You: *Starts kissing Jacob, slowly on the neck, and then slowly upwards, and starts kissing your ear*
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: but go lower
You: *Goes down to your mouth, starts kissing you pationately, and starts to french kiss you*
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: lower wayyy lower
You: *takes of your shirt, and starts kissing your chest.*
You: *Starts to kiss you on the way down*
You: *opens up for the pants, and starts rubbing your penis trough the underwear*
You: You like it hun? <3
Stranger: yess
Stranger: sounds so hot
You: *slowly takes of underwear, and puts your huge erected borelia-free cock in her mouth'
Stranger: its 20 cm
You: Oh rly?
Stranger: yes and very thick
You: LIke, 5 cm diameter?
Stranger: thicker
You: 10 cm diameter?
Stranger: more like 8
You: aha..
You: Damn, I think we'll have to switch to anal. I'm afraid my pussy will explode
Stranger: sounds good to me
You: (I've worked with anal alots of times. Actually I warmed it up with a jar, so it should be able to handle you're enormously big cock without bursting)
You: *Deeptroaths your cock, slowly takes it out of her mouth, and starts licking your cock-head*
You: Mhmm.. It tastes like lam actually.
You: *Keeps sucking*
You: Lemme help you off with those
You: *Takes off your underpants*
You: *Slowly takes your penis out of her mouth, she starts licking on 2-3 fingers while slowly moving them towards your butt*
Stranger: nooo
You: *Injects her finger into your ass*
Stranger: nooo
You: Let me do it. You can have g-spot orgasms that way
You: Trust me
Stranger: ok
You: But I have long nails though..
You: Nevermind
You: *starts workings around in there, while sucking*
You: *turns over, and starts licking your anus*
You: Isn't it soon my turn to get some?
You: *takes of shirt, bra, everything*
You: Nah wait
Stranger: *rolls you over and starts to kiss your back
You: Oh I like that..
You: *turns over again, and goes back sucking. Inserts now 4-5 fingers into your ass*
You: It's warmed up. Trust me, it'll be good
You: *works around with the fingers into your ass*
You: *sucks your cock slowly*
Stranger: -starts to kiss you butt cheeks spreading them wide
Stranger: working toward your anus-
You: I rather not.
You: Let me finish the foreplay will ye? :i
You: <3
You:
Stranger: ok
You: *keeps sucking your cock, and stimulating your anus with now 5 fingers*
You: Oh yeah I like this
You: *presses her hand futher into your anus, now inserting the fists and thumb*
You: Now my hand functions like a buttplug. Only, they can't vibrate
You: Let's just think they can
You: *inserts the whole hand, that now starts vibrating. Keeps sucking*
You: It's good isn't it? *looks up*
Stranger: ohhhhh yesss'
You: *lays back*
You: Now it's your turn baby. Give it to me.
You: Are you wanking?
Stranger: yes
You: Wait a second..
You: How about a nice pic of me? (Trust me it's real)
Stranger: ok
You: Check this out
You: http://www.blogcdn.com/news.aol.com/news.../rick2.jpg
You: Ahh -.-
You: Copy paste it please.
You: Btw, I'm a 58 year old man. Smoking a pibe atm. You enjoyed getting fisted?
Stranger: i was witing for the rick roll b/fag
You: Aha.
You: So, You just got rick roled.
You: Wanna continue?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont like things in my ass
You: *pulls out his 21 cm long cock, that is 9 cm in diameter*
You: *Starts slapping you in the face with his big fat greasy danish plumber cock*
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