Stranger chat

[Silent_Bob]

complete idiot...

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You: asl?
Stranger: 7 virgin insane asylum
You: Oh yea, I just got released like 2 days ago=)
Stranger: awesome wut werre yew in ferr
You: I killed my family
You: =)
Stranger: ohh emm geee
Stranger: i killed meh 2 yr oold sis
Stranger: & shoved her head down meh moms throat
You: Ahh sounds fun, shoulda recorded
You: Would have been nice to watch
Stranger: i did its on youtube
You: Nice
Stranger: guess wut
Stranger: i love you with a passion
Stranger: do yew
Stranger: ......
Stranger: answer meh.!!!
You: ...
Stranger: plzzz
Stranger: ansswweeerrr meeehhhh
You: what?
Stranger: do yew love meh 2
You: no
You have disconnected.

lol this one is funny thanks for the idea Erin

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You: asl?
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: cool, same but I'm a chick
Stranger: cool
Stranger: are you horny?
You: sure
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: you got cam?
You: no
Stranger: pics?
You: yea
Stranger: send some?
You: no
You: but there is something I can send you
Stranger: waht?
You: hang on
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You: wtf?
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my shortest conversation

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