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[Jerome]

Lol k .... I went and tried this shit .. was pretty funny .. I supppose, if you're bored (like I am) -.-'

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Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: Whats up
Stranger: asl?
You: 23 f UK
Stranger: ouw,,
Stranger: nice
You: What about you
Stranger: im from indonesia,,
Stranger: 26 male
You: Cool
Stranger: yeah,,thx
Stranger: : )
You: What are you doing
Stranger: just chatting with u..
You: Wtf ... stop hacking me ...
Stranger: you??
You: OMG!?
You: WTF IS THIS FILE
You: STOP IT
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: sorry,,what??
You: My anti virus say you are hack
You: omg ...
Stranger: really??
You: wtf dude?
Stranger: no im not
You: NO NOT MY PORN!
You: :<
Stranger: im not hacker
You: OMG? It say you are john from indonesia hacking my pc
You: k reported
You: for hacks
You: stealing my porn
Stranger: my names not john,,
You: what is it?
You: sometimes it is wrong
Stranger: i dont know..
You: like if you are called john sometimes it will say you are called dog
You: or cat
You: what is your name
You: mine is cat
You: meow
Stranger: christian
Stranger: you??
You: so your name is catholic?
Stranger: what is ur name??
Stranger: yup..
You: my name is cat .. meow!
Stranger: hahaha,,
Stranger: beautiful name
You: really ... it shines in the sun
Stranger: yeah!!
You: my collar has a bell
You: ring ring
Stranger: u have email address??
You: yeah .. cat@dognet.com
You: you?
You: you are dog@catnet.com?
Stranger: no,,
You: or dognet@catcom.org?
Stranger: my email address : bii_rockin@rocketmail.com
You: rocketmail? so you are rocket scientist?
You: Wow, dogs are getting clever!
You: Woof!
Stranger: hehehe,,
Stranger: i hope so,,
You: lol
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: what r u doing??
You: eatin my cat food, Mmmm.
Stranger: u have boyfriend??
You: i have male cat
You: he is called tom
You: he eats mice called jerry
Stranger: and u datting with ur cat male??
You: you know him? he is famous
Stranger: ehhmm,,
Stranger: great!!
Stranger: hahaha
You: he is grey and white
Stranger: just kidding miss,,
Stranger: sorry..
Stranger: : )
You: dogs can't smile .. you aqre imposter!
You: Bark now!
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lolll

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Stranger: heyy
Stranger: 16 m looking for a girl with msn and web cam
You: hi
You: i have webcam
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: msn?
You: i am f 67 usa
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k then I got addicted to trollin Omegle. :<

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You: Does Erin suck?
Stranger: yes, she does
You: how much
Stranger: i dont know, very, very much
You: Ok
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LELT

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Stranger: hi
You: k
Stranger: m or f?
You: m?
Stranger: cool
You: you?
Stranger: m
Stranger: you into guys?
You: ...
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You: RoBERTO!?
Stranger: hii
Stranger: how do u know??
You: !
You: Hacks.
Stranger: you must be...
Stranger: angelina??
You: yes
You: how you know this?
You: you remember?
You:
Stranger: yea of course hun
Stranger: how are you?
You: lol we had great time fucking those sheep right? DDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: oomg
Stranger: u fucked sheeps??
You: Wtf? You were there ...
You: You are not Roberto -.-
Stranger: no no
Stranger: i am roberto
Stranger: u cheated on me??
You: no you are not .. if you were you would know that sheep got fucked
Stranger: how could you do that??
You: sheep was too hot mang
Stranger: ahh
You: but ... makes up for you cheating on me with next doors dog -.-
Stranger: what??
You: i saw you
Stranger: i amnot cheating on you
Stranger: NOO
You: lies
You: i see with my eyes
Stranger: the dog just came
You: you fucking dog
Stranger: and..
You: raped you?
Stranger: started fucking me
Stranger: yea
You: you got raped by dog?
Stranger: i couldnt do anything
Stranger: yea
You: ahahaha you sick fuck.
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Baaahahahahaha.