Stranger chat

[TEF]

Look at this idiot...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey there
You: =D
Stranger: im bored, can you entertain me?
You: Possibly.
You: Do I have... props?
You: I need... props
You: To... entertain.
Stranger: you can have whatever props you would like
You: Oh, fantastic.
You: *Dances with the hula-hoop and juggles fifty-seven oranges*
You: Entertained?
Stranger: nope
You: =(
Stranger: sorry try harder
You: *While dancing with the hula-hoop and juggling the fifty-seven oranges, Stranger falls down a huge spiral staircase and dies a horrible, pain-filled death*
Stranger: i am not a satist
You: Masochist.
Stranger: no
Stranger: a masochist enjoys their own pain
Stranger: a satist enjoys others pain
Stranger: nice try though
You: "satist" is not a fucking word in the English language
Stranger: yes it is lol
You: Sadist <
You: Idiot.
Stranger: i switched the keys on my keyboard
You: Sure you did.
You: Come up with excuses for your fail.
Stranger: and why are you so quick to assume that i am an idiot?
You: Because I know the English language and you do not.
You: ;D
Stranger: i promise i am far more intelligent than you will ever be
You: LOL
You: k
You: Prove it, douche.
You: I fucking dare you to prove it.
Stranger: And how would you like me to go about this?
You: By killing yourself with fire.
You: And showing me your Mensa fucking approval notice.
Stranger: do you enjoy ravaging this site with attempts at creating awkward conversation
You: YES.
You: I fucking masturbate to it, you sarcastic son of a btich
You: bitch, rather
Stranger: as a matter of fact i am well above the IQ threshold to be a MENSA member
Stranger: if you were wondering
You: That does not make any sense, and your attempts of trying to troll me prove poor at best.
You: You cannot troll the senior troll, sir.
Stranger: the only poor thing about this conversation is your financial future
You: The personal troll! Ah, I love it.
You: Tell me, O Wise One!
You: When do my financial troubles come into play?
You: Where, rather.
You: No.. on second though, when would be much more interesting.
You: Tell me the future, O Great One!
You: thought*
Stranger: Are you really this ignorant?
You: You're an idiot
You: Ignorance?
You: Where the fuck is ignorance?
You: You cannot fool me with your faked vocabulary
You: You probably don't even know half of what you say
Stranger: ignorance in your inability to realize and grasp the concept of this website
You: There is none
You: This website is a fucking fail of life
Stranger: the practicality of its applications
You: It has none.
Stranger: you fucking fail at life
Stranger: you sad confused piece of shit
You: You defending this website is like trying to state the Earth is flat.
Stranger: the only thing i say is flat is your mother
You: It's a shame you have to revert to such childish trolling methods
You: My mother? Get a fucking job.
Stranger: I am currently a day trader in the foreign exchange
You: Stop living in that cellar. It's damp and cold.
You: You are not, actually
You: But nice try.
Stranger: I have been trading for 3 years
You: You're living with your mother as a fifty-seven year old virgin.
You: No, you'ren ot.
Stranger: feel free to ask me anything
You: Oh, I'm sure you've done your research on it.
Stranger: my favorite pair to trade is the GBP/JPY
You: But you're not a day trader.
Stranger: alright then
Stranger: the pair exhibits an exceptionally large amount of volatility
You: I honestly couldn't give a flying fuck.
Stranger: It's a shame you have to revert to such childish trolling methods
You: Haha.
You: Copying and pasting what I said earlier?
Stranger: dont be hypocritical
You: Another immature trolling method.
Stranger: you dont understand
You: How am I being a hypocrite? I'm stating my opinion on the matter. My opinion being, of course, that you're an idiot and I don't fucking care.
You: No, sir, you don't understand.
You: Your attempts to troll me are not only futile, but rather amusing.
You: You fail at life and need to get a fucking job before you are struck by the Almighty.
Stranger: who ever said i was trying to "troll" you
You: Nice retort, scumbag.
Stranger: more over who ever said you should address me as sir
You: "Moreover" and "whoever" are one words, idiot.
You: To answer the former question, you did.
You: To the latter, no-one.
Stranger: lol, have you ever analyzed literature
You: I most certainly have.
Stranger: it is involved with poetic rhetorical strategy
You: And I know the English language, as I've previously implied.
You: No, it isn't.
Stranger: oh but is it
You: You're merely an idiot with your wannabe smartass attitude
You: You do not trick the minds of logical thinkers, sir.
You: You merely show your true ignorance.
You: Does it feel good to be an imbecile?
You: I bet it does.
You: Certainly not for me, but for you.
You: I feel a profound sadness when I think of your life.
Stranger: I wouldn't expect you too understand, when you mature, come back to this site and we will speak again.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

If it is not painstakingly obvious why my friend here failed horribly, check your glasses (readjust if necessary) and read again.

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Oh, I've just got to quickly edit this and add another.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: I kinda hate this website.
You: ...
You: I mean, how are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: and u?
You: Doing okay, I guess...
Stranger: haha
You: Nah, what were you gonna say?
Stranger: Nah
You: (It bothers me when my eFriends start typing and then stop =()
Stranger: where are you
You: I'm from New England
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and i like <FRIENDS>
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i am in china
You: No you're not
You: Fucking meme has got to die.
You: You are not from China.
You: No-one on this site is from China
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anyone get that Chinese guy? Yeah, only about ten of 'em in a damned row. You wanna know how to troll them back?

Whenever one of those little pricks states how they're from China, paste this into your conversation (followed by a large amount of question marks):

[code=Chinese characters]所有网页中文网页简体中文网页中国的网页[/code]

That'll make them disconnect. Guaranteed.

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Win - first normal conversation I've ever had.
I still wonder how he guessed where I was from.

It's really quite clear how he guessed your location, bud.

Here's how:

Stranger: we should sleeping right now
You: Who should?
Stranger: or are you from that part of the world
You: Nope, I'm in europe
Stranger: what time is it there
You: 11 AM
Stranger: i see
Stranger: are you at work
You: Nope, at home.
You: but working at home
Stranger: what do you do
Stranger: internet stuff?
You: at the moment I'm doing a translation
You: English - French

Where could you be? Your time, continent, and a language helped him figure it out with a fair amount of ease. I mean, where else in Europe are English to French translations useful? (I understand that other parts of Europe speak French, but what is the first answer to pop into your head? "France." That's what I thought.)