05-12-2009, 10:17 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ho ho ho
Stranger: fuck, its santa
You: hahahaha
You: Indeed it is
Stranger: you raped me last year bitch
You: Why's that?
Stranger: you fat ass bitch why didint you get me ak 47
Stranger: ?
You: I don't supply such gifts to children
Stranger: i not a child, and you raped me last year
You: I'm 182, I don't have sexual intercourse with anyone.
Stranger: yeah right last year you said that you will fuck me this year too, so i decided to kill you
You: I will never die
You: My life is never ending
You: To satisfy all the young children out there
Stranger: we will see that
You: How do you plan to kill someone more powerful than any other human?
Stranger: easy
Stranger: youre fat and stupid how hard can it be
You: I'm not fat and stupid
You: Excuse me for asking..
You: But when was the last time you seen me?
You: On television?
You: They're all impostors
Stranger: last year, you bitch, you fucked me
You: I rejected your letter?
You: Shame.
You: You're a bad boy.
Stranger: im not a boy
You: You're even lieing to my face.
You: Never expect a gift from Santa ever, ever again.
Stranger: im a girl you fat ass bitch, if you gonna fuck me again, except that you will die
You: The world you're looking for is "accept"?
You: I'm telling you now; I will not die.
You: Got it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: ho ho ho
Stranger: fuck, its santa
You: hahahaha
You: Indeed it is
Stranger: you raped me last year bitch
You: Why's that?
Stranger: you fat ass bitch why didint you get me ak 47
Stranger: ?
You: I don't supply such gifts to children
Stranger: i not a child, and you raped me last year
You: I'm 182, I don't have sexual intercourse with anyone.
Stranger: yeah right last year you said that you will fuck me this year too, so i decided to kill you
You: I will never die
You: My life is never ending
You: To satisfy all the young children out there
Stranger: we will see that
You: How do you plan to kill someone more powerful than any other human?
Stranger: easy
Stranger: youre fat and stupid how hard can it be
You: I'm not fat and stupid
You: Excuse me for asking..
You: But when was the last time you seen me?
You: On television?
You: They're all impostors
Stranger: last year, you bitch, you fucked me
You: I rejected your letter?
You: Shame.
You: You're a bad boy.
Stranger: im not a boy
You: You're even lieing to my face.
You: Never expect a gift from Santa ever, ever again.
Stranger: im a girl you fat ass bitch, if you gonna fuck me again, except that you will die
You: The world you're looking for is "accept"?
You: I'm telling you now; I will not die.
You: Got it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.