Story time, post your most humiliating moment in your life. Short and efficient.

[Jerome]

Gym first time
Dont know what the fuck im doing here
Put some weights (200kg each on sides of the bicep curl)
Do 80 reps
Going for 81st
ACCIDENTLY FARTED
Blush because the pretty girl next to me looked at me
Her nose wrinkled up a little
(but she was eyeing my bulge)
She says big dicks and farts turn her on
(blushing big time now because theyre turnoffs for me)
Never went back to that gym ever again.

Hahahahaha, holy shit. I think that's the only post of yours I've ever actually liked. 

This is a true story or what?