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Arsenal season cycle

June - Players, manager and fans issue rallying cry. The kids have grown up. Its their year.

July - Manager signs some obscure youngsters for cheap. Fans orgasm in delight. The rallying cries keep coming as the general feeling is that their squad is complete.

August - Arsenal annihilate their first few opponents with slick passing that has fans and media orgasming. It is their year. We told ya.

September - Arsenal continue their decent start. Arsenal also win their first couple of league cup ties. Smashing some obscure team as fans claim in five years they'll have the best team ever.

October - Arsenal come up against their first "nasty" team. Wenger moans that his team are victimized. To make matters worse, the "kids" are knocked out of the league cup by a competent side. No matter they'll grow up soon.

November - Chelsea or Man Utd embarrass Arsenal exposing old faults. No keeper. No spine. No defense. Wenger keeps moaning about tackles.

December - Arsenal fans beg Wenger to spend.

January - Wenger doesn't.

Feb-May - Wenger keeps moaning as teams keep playing the physical game against them. Arsenal fans look to next season as title challenge fizzles out. The same problems are discussed. Need a keeper. Need a hard tackling midfielder. Need experience. Need a solid defense.