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#21
05-06-2008, 12:36 AM
Yo Mommas so stupid, she got ran over by a parked car!
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#22
05-06-2008, 01:12 AM
Only one i can think of that hasn't been said yet.

Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
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#23
05-06-2008, 07:28 AM
Yo momma's so fat, that when she jump for joy, she got stuq. Tq.
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#24
05-06-2008, 08:10 AM
(05-05-2008, 01:19 PM)HoogerBooger link Wrote: IDmad: "Hey Maddolis, what's my ID?"
Maddolis: "It's mad lol"
IDmad: "Your momma is mad lol"

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Hahahah, that was a good one.

(05-04-2008, 04:06 PM)Greyfox link Wrote: Your momma is so shemale she tought maddolis was thin.
I laughed, but honestly don't get how shemale is related to being fat/thin?
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#25
05-06-2008, 09:44 AM
your mom i so stupid she let you post somting in this spam topic  :Y)
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#26
05-06-2008, 09:54 AM
(05-06-2008, 09:44 AM)s0mb0dy link Wrote: your mom i so stupid she let you post somting in this spam topic  :Y)

Yo momma is so stupid, she tought you this joke.
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#27
05-06-2008, 09:27 PM
Yo momma is so stupid, she can hear the grass growing...
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#28
05-06-2008, 09:31 PM
(05-06-2008, 09:27 PM)Leski link Wrote: Yo momma is so stupid, she can hear the grass growing...

Excellent hearing abilities :o.
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#29
05-06-2008, 10:38 PM
(05-06-2008, 01:12 AM)FarePak link Wrote: Only one i can think of that hasn't been said yet.

Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
When you think about it, when you say stuff like that, it makes you sound stupid because you think a cordless phone has a cord.  :X
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#30
05-07-2008, 12:53 AM
(05-06-2008, 10:38 PM)Gamerboy link Wrote: When you think about it, when you say stuff like that, it makes you sound stupid because you think a cordless phone has a cord.  :X
That's the point of a joke -.-
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