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Leski Offline
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#11
05-04-2008, 01:51 AM
Yo momma is so fat. Its easier to jump over her then bypass her xD
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#12
05-04-2008, 04:06 PM
Your momma is so shemale she tought maddolis was thin.
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#13
05-04-2008, 08:35 PM
(05-04-2008, 04:06 PM)Greyfox link Wrote: Your momma is so shemale she tought maddolis was thin.
lmao nice one
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#14
05-04-2008, 09:06 PM
(05-04-2008, 04:06 PM)Greyfox link Wrote: Your momma is so shemale she tought maddolis was thin.

_O- _O- _O-

(05-04-2008, 07:12 AM)Maddolis link Wrote: Your momma made some cookies, I ate the cookies and they tasted bad.

Bu-dum ttssshhhhhh

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#15
05-04-2008, 09:24 PM
(05-04-2008, 09:06 PM)ChAotiC link Wrote: [Image: tumbleanimet2.gif]

You have no taste for talent.

That was an award winning joke.
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#16
05-04-2008, 10:13 PM
Your mum is so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket and died of hunger.

Your mum is so dumb, she climbed over a glass fence to see what was on the other side.

Your mum is so ugly, she wen't to a ugly competition and the manager said: 'sorry, no professionals'.

Your mum is so fat, when she wen't to McDonalds, they had to restock the whole menu.

These ones are my own :D
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#17
05-05-2008, 01:00 AM
(05-04-2008, 10:13 PM)Fletcher link Wrote: Your mum is so ugly, she wen't to a ugly competition and the manager said: 'sorry, no professionals'.
These ones are my own :D
Orly? My friends at school have known that since like 3rd grade.. lies.

That's not your own!
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#18
05-05-2008, 09:52 AM
I know :D
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#19
05-05-2008, 01:19 PM
IDmad: "Hey Maddolis, what's my ID?"
Maddolis: "It's mad lol"
IDmad: "Your momma is mad lol"

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#20
05-05-2008, 11:00 PM
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

Yo Momma's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors


Yo Momma's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.

Your momma's so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my


Yo your moma's so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.


Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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