Table-Fucking FTL

[Fry]

This is porn:



Confused? Yep, it's porno. Not to you or me, but to one sick fuck living near me.

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A guy in my state (Bellevue, Ohio) was recently charged with public indecency.
You'd probably think jacking off in a park, or being nude in their backyard.
But no, this jackass had sex with a table.

Link To Article
Some highlights.

"My first thought was how?" Brooks said.

@Dennis:

The witness turned over three DVDs that show footage of Price engaging in these sexual acts on four different dates -- Jan. 29, Feb. 2, March 13 and March 14.

Price admitted that he was having sex with the table and realized what he has been doing was wrong.

"He was so ashamed," Brooks said. "He realized that he had a problem."

...since the acts took place in an open area, he would run inside the home for a passing car and return and finish the act when he thought it was clear.

Here's the guy.

God bless America...

[KRiiSSY]

OWNED!
I heard about it over here

I almost cried from laughing

[Erin]

How do you bang a table lol

[KRiiSSY]

You use the umbrella hole ;D

[Fry]

How do you bang a table lol

Police officer Matt Johnson said: 'He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.'

[Juice]

hehe nice

[BoogerJay]

DAMN! Thats a hot peice of wood right there. I'd love to stick my----- wait what?

[Arno]

Gay !

[Fry]

Gay !

How can you tell?

[MoToRoLa]

hey fry erase that images those tables are Naked!