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Table-Fucking FTL - Fry - 04-06-2008
This is porn:
![[Image: 62221_PE168778_S4.jpg]](http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/62221_PE168778_S4.jpg)
![[Image: picnic-tables.jpg]](http://timberridgefurniture.com/images/picnic-tables.jpg)
![[Image: table_conference2.jpg]](http://www.interiorconcepts.com/images/uploads/table_conference2.jpg)
Confused? Yep, it's porno. Not to you or me, but to one sick fuck living near me.
A guy in my state (Bellevue, Ohio) was recently charged with public indecency.
You'd probably think jacking off in a park, or being nude in their backyard.
But no, this jackass had sex with a table.
Link To Article
Some highlights.
Quote:"My first thought was how?" Brooks said.
@Dennis:
Quote:The witness turned over three DVDs that show footage of Price engaging in these sexual acts on four different dates -- Jan. 29, Feb. 2, March 13 and March 14.
Quote:Price admitted that he was having sex with the table and realized what he has been doing was wrong.
Quote:"He was so ashamed," Brooks said. "He realized that he had a problem."
Quote:...since the acts took place in an open area, he would run inside the home for a passing car and return and finish the act when he thought it was clear.Here's the guy.
![[Image: arthurprice_175x125.jpg]](http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03/arthurprice_175x125.jpg)
God bless America...
Re: Table-Fucking FTL - KRiiSSY - 04-06-2008
OWNED!
I heard about it over here
I almost cried from laughing
Re: Table-Fucking FTL - Erin - 04-06-2008
How do you bang a table lol
Re: Table-Fucking FTL - KRiiSSY - 04-06-2008
You use the umbrella hole ;D
Re: Table-Fucking FTL - Fry - 04-06-2008
(04-06-2008, 02:48 AM)Erin link Wrote: How do you bang a table lol
Quote:Police officer Matt Johnson said: 'He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.'
Re: Table-Fucking FTL - Juice - 04-06-2008
hehe nice
Re: Table-Fucking FTL - BoogerJay - 04-06-2008
DAMN! Thats a hot peice of wood right there. I'd love to stick my----- wait what?
Re: Table-Fucking FTL - Arno - 04-06-2008
Gay !
Re: Table-Fucking FTL - Fry - 04-06-2008
(04-06-2008, 03:56 AM)Arno link Wrote: Gay !How can you tell?
Re: Table-Fucking FTL - MoToRoLa - 04-06-2008
hey fry erase that images those tables are Naked!
