King Of The Hill

[Agent]

Agent crash a boing747 (airplane) into the hill unlucky estroe he didnt know what
hit him !
lucky another BB were there and took him to the hospital


I take my plce on top of the hill

[Fry]

I whip out my butterfly knife and neatly trim Agent's messy lawn. I feel better about myself for doing a good deed, and my Stoic acts bring me good karma. I peer in through the hole in the wall surrounding the hill, and use my butterfly knife to direct pure sunlight energy into Agent's body. Agent is instantly vaporized, and I take my place on top of the hill.

[Corleone]

I somehow acquire a cloning device and clone an army of Chuck Norris. Fry sees the army of Chuck Norris's and instantly hyperventilates. He falls off the mountain, which in return makes my army of Chuck Norris's completely useless....

  I take my place on top of the hill.

[Ben]

I once again use admin hax and /nuke The 3rd clone of Chuck Norris, who is in perfect position in the middle of the rest of them. Killing everyone, including Donovan.

I take my place at the top of the hill

[Cave]

You can NOT do REALLY unrealistic stuff, like LVP Commands such as /dive, /taxi etc.

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I run to the 24/7 and purchase a high quality spoon. I drive to the hill in my tank.



I arrive at the hill, and instantly start to dig my way through the bottom of the hill. I start to dig upwards, directly underneath benbmyers. I reach the top, pull benbmyers through the hole, climb out, and seal the hole back up again. I start to grow extremely thick grass again.

I take my place on top of the hill.

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Terrain Changed: Extremely Thick and Tall Grass

[Rien]

I buy some velociraptors from jurassic park and let them go up the hill, Cave doesn't see them because of the long grass, They Kill Cave.

I take my place on top of the hill, guarded by two raptors

[Danny]

I run to the Shit4Cash shop and buy a fairy mask. I run to the ammunation and buy an AK47 (2nd post). I decide not to use it now, and hide it in my bunker. I climb up the hill with a machete I found floating in the river of pirahnas,(which I swam through with anti-fish repellent on), and use it to chop the grass. When I arrive at the very top of the hill, I see Twilight and 2 raptors. I jump out and shout "BOO"!!! One of the raptors has a heart attack, whilse the other charges at me. I dive to the side, and pull out my swiss army knife, all the while KNOWING that I couldnt kill a dino with a knife that small. I charge at the raptor, and it charges at me. I jump above it's head and land behind it. it swings round to look for me. I bend down low and trip up the raptor. I then jump into the air, do a somersault and land with me leg on the raptors face. I then swing back, and finish it off with a roundhouse kick to the jaw. I turn to Twilight. He is petrified. I walk up to him, and poke him very lightly. He falls over, and tumbles down the hill, into the river and is eaten alive by pirahnas.

I take my place upon the hill.

[Cave]

Time Changed: It is now 3PM at the hill.

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I wake up suddenly and look around. I slowly notice that I am in something or someone's stomach. I stand up, drain the stomach acid off me, and look around. I notice the throat, and begin to climb up it. I arrive at the mouth moments after, stick my head out and look behind me. I notice it's a dead dinosaur. I sigh a sigh of relief, and look ahead of me. I notice the hill right in front of me. I look up, and notice InVion sitting happily on top of the hill. I begin to mull over my ideas. I ride to the 'Ammunition R Us' store on my bicycle. I stroll in, and ask the dude behind the counter what I can get for 10 posts. He replies back; "I recommend the PH85 for 9 posts very powerful.". I instantly purchase one (This is my 10th/11th post in this thread), and ride back to the hill on my bike. I arrive at the hill, and start to construct a camping site, along with a watch-tower. I ensure that the camping site is in the shadows, so that InVion would not see me in the daylight. I climb up the tower with my PH85, mantle it onto the edge, and stare into the scope.



BOOM. The bullet hits InVion's knife, and bounces back right into InVion's mouth.

I drive to the hill in my tank, and start to pour huge buckets of sand all over the hill.

I take my place on top of the hill.

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Terrain Changed: Thick, Tall And Extremely Sandy Grass (Remember: This would cause the hill to be harder to climb, making you fall etc., so play by it!)

[Danny]

I pull the knife out of my mouth, and feel a surge of pain as hot blood poures from my lips, dropping to the ground. Cave hears the noise and looks round. I put up my hands as Cave pulls out a PH85. I indicate left with my head. Cave looks confused. I nod my head again, towards the left. He turns to look, and when he turns back he gets a facefull of Vans. He drops his gun. I pick it up, and store it in my backpack. I walk to Cave's head, smile at his pleading, then slam my foot in his face. I feel the bone crunching under mu foot, hear the screaming, die out. I get in cave's tank, and drive to my bunker to store my new goods. I walk back to the hill, slipping on sand and landing in the river, but I still have my anti-fish repellent. Then I take out my cell phone, and call Brain, from Pinky and the Brain. I offer him the world in exchange for invincible robots. An hour laster, he comes round to the hill with 7 invincible robots. I couldn't give him the world, so I squish him. I look at my prize robots... there's a note. It says: "I knew you would squish me, so these robots are only SEMI-invincible. Note, to destroy, shoot in the genetalia. I curse the little shit. I dispose of Cave's body, cutting it into tiny peices, and flushing down the loo .

I take my rightful place, on top of a watchtower, on the hill as queen.

(note, I now have an AK and a PH85 and a tank in my inventory, since I nicked stuff from cave.)

[Turkey]

I spread my fart nades on the hill, and take my gas masks on. I wait 5 minutes.......everyone is poisened and

I now take place on the top of the hill.