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King Of The Hill - Cave - 03-17-2008

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Thick, Tall And Extremely Sandy Grass

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9 PM


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The starting terrain is a grassy feild, and the hill is about as tall as a regular hill. Nothing special.

Ok so, this is pretty easy to play and understand, I'll explain more in a bit.

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  • The point is to, of course, fight for the hill. You have to be at the top of it to be King/Queen.
  • Your post must start with "I ..."
  • Your post must end with "I take my place on top of the hill" or "I take my place on the hill".
  • If you get killed/injured, you MUST write on how you manage to get back.
  • You can NOT do REALLY unrealistic stuff, like LVP Commands such as /dive, /taxi etc.
  • The terrain can be changed, but BE REASONABLE. That means no moving the hill, no putting an unstoppable guard, no making it so people have to guess forever at some password and no making alternate realitys. You can put barbed wire around the hill, or hire a guard etc, but NO GOD-MODDING, And be reasonable!
  • Don't be a total jerk. This is meant to be fun, not some place for people to totally take control of. In basic, have fun, but not at the expense of everyone else who wants to.

Example[b]

[b]Person A (Topic Starter): I sit proudly on the top of the Hill with a little crown.
Person B: I land a piano on you, knocking you off the hill and sitting on top of the wreckage.
Person C: A crossbow bolt fired by me hits Person B on the arm, sending him reeling down the hill. I take my place.
Person D: My tamed cow charges at Person C, and I take my rightful place as king. And then she says moo.

Example posts NOT to do

"I send my uber leet guard that can never be killed to guard the hill."
"I place a unbeatable wall around the hill."
"I R 1337 HUMAN. YOU HAS TO GUESS MY 6 LETTER PASSWORD."

Etc. It will only ruin the game. :(

Let's Start.

I sit proudly on the top of the Hill with my huge crown.


Re: King Of The Hill - Fry - 03-17-2008

I poison your daily dosage of smug, leaving your unconscious body lying at the bottom of the hill, where alligators feast.

I am now the true king of the hill.

Re: King Of The Hill - BoogerJay - 03-17-2008

[me=BoogerJay]shit all over the hill leaving piles of shit everywhere[/me]


So you sit in my shit and get pink eye and go to the hospital leaving me the only person on top of the hill.

Re: King Of The Hill - Cave - 03-17-2008

New Rules Introduced.

1) Your post must start with "I ..."
2) Your post must end with "I take my place on top of the hill."
3) If you get killed, you CAN find some way to revive yourself, For example, come back as a zombie, but don't use that too often. :+


(03-17-2008, 02:42 AM)BoogerJay link Wrote: [me=BoogerJay]shit all over the hill leaving piles of shit everywhere[/me]


So you sit in my shit and get pink eye and go to the hospital leaving me the only person on top of the hill.

I zombify back from the alligator's stomach's. I call in a friend by the name of Earthworm Roy, who proceeds to launch BoogerJay and his all his shit into space. I begin to climb up the hill, Earthworm Roy following me.

I take my place on top of the hill.

Re: King Of The Hill - Mike - 03-17-2008

I throw Cloakster's Ban Stick at Cave knocking him off, forcing him to plead for an unban, whilst on his knees at the bottom of the hill. I say come back in three hours.

I take my place on top of the hill.

Re: King Of The Hill - Rien - 03-17-2008

I take a big trebuchet and launch some huge boulders, they hit Mike, who is nearly dead, he crawls of the hill,

I take my place on top of the hill. :)

Re: King Of The Hill - Cave - 03-17-2008

I fast forward time, I launch myself at Twilight from a giant cannon, sending him flying off into the horizon. I then stand up, dust off my pants, fix up my stylish aviators and walk to the top of the hill as king.

I take my place on top of the hill.

Re: King Of The Hill - BoogerJay - 03-17-2008

I place land mines randomly around the hill throughout time and hide a head seeking missle under a rock with I leave there till I need it. I run back down the hill and climb up a tree and sleep till the time is right to make  a move./

Re: King Of The Hill - Cave - 03-17-2008

Remember BJ, You got blasted off into space, so remember to write how you got back. :+


I rob an ice-cream truck, I turn on the music and drive past BoogerJay whilst he is sleeping. He wakes up, and starts to run after the ice-cream truck. I jump out, letting the ice-cream truck roll away for miles, whilst BoogerJay runs after it for some ice-cream. I spot a heat seaking rocket launcher that has no missiles in it, I pick it up. I manage to evade all of the land mines, which I leave there for someone else. I pull out a chair from my pocket and sit down on top of the hill.

I take my place on top of the hill.

Re: King Of The Hill - Rien - 03-17-2008

I walk back for miles and Miles 'til I reach the hill again. As I try to get back up one of the landmines explodes, and I'm blasted back into the horizon