King Of The Hill

[Rien]

I strumble back up the hill, with a big purple dildo in my hand, you see it and run away try to avoid getting raped

I take my place on the hill

[Cave]

Time Changed: It is now Midnight at the hill. (Only do this so you can do stealth things etc.)

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I manage to dig out of the tunnel which I was trapped in. I run to the local 24/7, where I purchase several boxes of delicious pies. I grab my bike and drive to the hill. I notice Twilight sitting on top of the hill. I start to think of what I can do. I then remember about the pies I had bought. I start to throw pies at Twilight, purposley throwing them miles from the hill. Twilight starts to run after them. I start to climb up the hill. I then begin to build a spiky wall around the hill. I also begin to place jelly-coated bin-bags randomly around the hill, using my flashlight to see in the dark. I grab my seat and sit down, as king.

I take my place on top of the hill.

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Terrain Changed: Slightly Slippy Grass

[Fry]

I affix a silencer onto an HK USP Match, and holster it near my leg. I also store a few kilograms of charged C4 explosive, a detonator, and a roll of sticky tape in my trenchcoat. I keep a butterfly knife on my waist. I seal crawl to the outskirts of the hill encampment, and become suddenly hungry, after realizing I had forgotten to pack tacos. I look around frantically for something to eat, knowing that I will surely starve and fail if I do not. Luckily for me, Cave decided to place some jelly-coated bin-bags around the hill. I grab one with joy and lick the jelly off. Fully prepared and fed, I walk slowly around the walls. I find a soft spot on the spiky walls and attach the C4 explosive to it using the sticky tape. I cut open and take cover inside a the bin-bag I previously licked off on the opposite side of the hill ^{what the flying fuck is a binbag} and press the detonator. BOOM! As you run over to see what the noise was, I throw the knife into the wall, and step on it to get on top of the wall. I shoot you in the chest twice, leaving you rolling down the hill through the hole out of sight, leaving a trail of blood behind. I climb up, take my knife back, and use the sticky tape to repair the hole in the breached wall.

I take my place on top of the hill.

[Danny]

I goto tracy island, make friends with the thunderbirds and ask if I can borrow thunderbird 2. They say no so I kill them all dead with my ray gun and steal it anyway. I fly over america, austalia, japan, guadeloupe,  russia, china, a barking dog then realize I took a wrong turn back at america, so I fly back over the barking dog, china, russia, guadeloupe, japan, australia and america and land 3 miles away from the hill. I play with my xylaphone for a few minutes then get out thunderbird mole (we're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole but theres a bloody big mole wiking me in the face, I is gona chop it off, cut it up and make sum guacamolie!) and give it the name Fry-Killer. I dig my way underground, and keep going south untill I am directly u nder the hill. I point upwards. Fry doesn't feel anything, before he's ripped apart from the slicy dicy choppy thing at the front of Fry-Killer. I hide the body in a body bag in a ditch not far from the airstrip in Las Venturas.

I take my rightful place as queen.

[Cave]

Remember peeps, go by the rules when the terrain changes, E.G it's slippy atm.

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Time Changed: It is now 4AM at the hill.

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New feature introduced: When a user posts, he/she then owns 3 health packs. Each one can heal you or bring you back to life. When they run out, you'll have to think of something interesting to write on how you revive yourself. - FEATURE REMOVED.

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I struggle to reach my hand into my jacket pocket, as it is so dark, I grab a torch that is laying on the grass, I look up onto the hill with my half closed eyes, I see InVion from a distance. I manage to gather my strength and pull out a health pack from my pocket. I start to eat it and slowly re-gain power and energy. I start to run towards the hill, jumping over a body-bag containing Fry's body parts. I start to throw the last of my pies at InVion, who simply eats them. I run away, tricking InVion into thinking I had given up. I run to my home, grab a shovel, and run back to the hill. I slowly walk around the the other side of the hill in the dark, without InVion noticing. I creep up the hill, raise my arm, and blast InVion on the head with the shovel. He immediately falls and rolls away for miles. I start to build a small river of water around the hill. I also begin to pour piranhas into the water. I begin to rip up all of the jelly-coated bin-bags. I start to construct a watch-tower, I climb up it, I look around for anyone, and slowly doze off.

I take my place on top of the hill.

Health Packs Used: 1/3 

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Terrain Changed: Soft Grass

[Cave]

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(By posts I mean posts in this topic.)

[Fry]

You forgot anti-bandit gun.

[Chris5170xD]

I shoot everyone with an grenade launcher and everyone suddenly dies, (all of the people who've already posted) now everyone that posted already needs to use zombie, oh and, i hit everybody cuz it launched through the whole area. * walks into a mine* erpz...

*Boom*

Zombue hax for life back

I take my place ontop of the hill

[Cave]

THIS MEANS WAR!

I lay on the ground, stricken by a grenade. Magic beans start to wriggle towards me. They crawl up the side of my body, and into my mouth. They advance down my throat, and into my stomach. I then wake up suddenly, everything goes black for a second, I then re-gain my sight. I look around, I notice that I'm laying miles away from the hill. I look behind me, noticing a small road. I spot a car approaching, I jump out in front of it, advance towards it, and jack it. I then drive towards the hill.

I look up into the sky, noticing a missile...



I scream, but all of a sudden the missile freezes in mid-air.

I look back towards the hill, noticing a sheep in front of me, I screech to a halt.

I step out of the car, and look around. I spot something interesting, and begin to walk towards it.



I notice it's a tank, and immediately climb into it, and drive towards the hill. I charge up the hill, destroying everything in my path. I explode  Chris, leaving the hill untouched.



I the tank on top of him. I arm my sniper up, and pull out several packets of grass seeds from my pocket. I begin to throw them all over the hill. Extremely tall grass starts to grow. Cows start to happily graze, causing a wall of cows to block the hill.



I take my place on top of the hill.

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Terrain Changed: Very Tall Grass. (Play ACCORDING to this terrain change! E.G You MUST try to cut down the grass or something like that.)

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Time Changed: It is now 7AM at the hill.

[Richard]

I type /dive and come high above the grass. I call my mate Osama and he drops a bom at the Hill, Cave dies. I land on the hill.

I take my place on top of the hill.