King Of The Hill

[theInfamous]

Wtf. I'm the king of the world, you guys can keep the hill.

[Cave]

Fuck off Infamous...

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I sit on the top of the hill, relaxing, looking around for anyone. I notice Twilight getting blasted away and laugh.

[Turkey]

I notice that the hill is 1337 meters away from me, so I get my bycicle and ride to the hill. About 25 meters behind the hill, I stop and see Twilight with a destroyed body. I have to vomit but my aim is still to get on the top of the hill. Suddenly I was stopped by Cave because I didn't pay the tax or smth and...I don't care so I continue the journey and finally sit on the top of the hill.

[Cave]

I start to do some amazing magic tricks, causing Turkey to go into a trance. He then rolls down the hill and away. I start to dig out all of the landmines. I then start to pour buckets and buckets of thick oil all over the hill.

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Terrain changed: Very slippy grass

[Turkey]

I get back to the reality after some couple of minutes. Then I call the CIA and tell them the coordinates of the Hill, where Cave is sitting at the moment. 10 minutes later, there is no hill with very slippy grass left, it's all dust and a big hole now.

The atombomb takes it's place on top of the dust hill. 

[Cave]

I run past the dust hill very fast, I throw some hill seeds into the area, I then pour some magic water onto the dust. The hill erupts from the ground seconds after, sending Turkey flying off into the sky. I then start to place barbed wire around the hill, as I do so, I look out for anyone approaching.

I take my place on top of the hill.

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Terrain Changed: Soft Grass

[tomozj]

I hire an elite team of moles, who dig their way from 10 miles away to the hill, and then dig vertically upwards, creating a large hole which once they've dug to the surface, you fall down. Then, my team of seagulls cover the hole back up by dropping mud down the hole. A team of eagles lay down some new turf for me to rest on as king, before I am carried by a dragon to rest there.

I am king of the hill, defended by a dragon.

[Ben]

I use admin hax and get petrol bombs in LVP. i throw them around until a fire truck comes. I steal the fire truck and take it to the hill, where i cover your dragon in water, rendering it useless.

I place SAM sites at the bottom of the hill and fall to sleep, knowing that i am king.

[Rien]

I go to area 51 and disable the SAM misiles, at night I walk up the hill, and stab you with a knife 10 times, while you're trying to get to a hospital.

I take my place on the hill, being guarded by tomozj's dragon

[Ben]

I simply wait until i am fit enough to get out of hospital, walk up un attacked and violently hit you with a large blunt object.


I put tomozj's dragon out with water in my last post. You were defenceless nubcake