Favorite Chuck Norris jokes!

[[Dx]SuicidalSpree]

"Chuck Norris once pissed into the fuel tank of a Ken-worth truck... That Truck in now Optimise Prime"

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[Carbon]

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"Chuck Norris once pissed into the fuel tank of a Ken-worth truck... That Truck in now Optimise Prime"

that truck IS now OPTIMUS prime

[Danny]

Chuck Norris once attempted round house kicking Jet Li. His leg broke when it connected with the television, then he fell and broke his hip.

[Greyfox]

Ip Man's where it at!

HOLLA!

[PigBenis]

I have that Bruce Lee movie.. Chuck Norris got fucked up! Also lost a bit of chest hair 

[SolidRock]

Chuck Norris once swam to the Virgin Islands. They are now 'The Islands'

[[Dx]SuicidalSpree]

"Chuck Norris's beard is so tough its said to need a Hedge trimmer to shave it... Because its like a Cactus"

"When Chuck Needs Energy he goes out in a thunderstorm with a massive metal plate"

"Some people have problems Chuck has Round-house Syndrome"

"Chuck Norris was the body double for both Iron man 1 & 2 there where no special effects nore body Armour"

"Chuck can always hit on 21 and win"

"Chuck lended his powers to Charlie Sheen so he could Bi-Win"

"Chuck set the world record on being on fire for the most time... funny thing is that no one set him a-light in the first place"

"Chuck Norris once sat in a cloud then some guy named god kept his seat warm for 1000 years"

[Nater]

SuicidalSpree link=topic=29832.msg410585#msg410585 date=1323410525]
"Chuck Norris's beard is so tough its said to need a Hedge trimmer to shave it... Because its like a Cactus"

"When Chuck Needs Energy he goes out in a thunderstorm with a massive metal plate"

"Some people have problems Chuck has Round-house Syndrome"

"Chuck Norris was the body double for both Iron man 1 & 2 there where no special effects nore body Armour"

"Chuck can always hit on 21 and win"

"Chuck lended his powers to Charlie Sheen so he could Bi-Win"

"Chuck set the world record on being on fire for the most time... funny thing is that no one set him a-light in the first place"

"Chuck Norris once sat in a cloud then some guy named god kept his seat warm for 1000 years"

Epicness 

Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.

This ones weird but funny

Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first.

Science has proven the all headache sufferers are actually victims of a Chuck Norris roundhouse
kick. 

This ones for the COD lovers

Chuck Norris invented quickscoping in mw2

What did Graham Bell find when he invented telephone? Missed Calls from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once ran the Tour de France... and won.

Chuck Norris has NEVER set his clocks back... that's how he know's the future.

The words "Chuck Norris" come from the Vietnamese to mean "run for your life."

[Daniel]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him!