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Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - PigBenis - 12-06-2011

Okay, main idea here... Post your favorite Chuck Norris joke..



Mines is;
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet... He scares the shit out of it

Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - BrainDeadGamer - 12-06-2011

Mines: IF you make more than 50 useless topics you get punched in the nuts by chuck norris, you're at like 49.. id stop

Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - MacSto - 12-06-2011

(12-06-2011, 04:20 AM)BrainDeadGamer link Wrote: Mines: IF you make more than 50 useless topics you get punched in the nuts by chuck norris, you're at like 49.. id stop
LOLOLOL
TROLOLOL
that is all.

Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - PigBenis - 12-06-2011

(12-06-2011, 04:20 AM)BrainDeadGamer link Wrote: Mines: IF you make more than 50 useless topics you get punched in the nuts by chuck norris, you're at like 49.. id stop
It's on a Offtopic Bullshizzle.. Useless topics belong here... aswell as people who might actually feel like doing this. I just did it to learn more jokes... Gf

Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - Nater - 12-06-2011

(12-06-2011, 03:48 AM)Matt. link Wrote: Okay, main idea here... Post your favorite Chuck Norris joke..
Mines is;
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet... He scares the shit out of it
Lol good one. Favourite Chuck Norris joke? I CANT PICK ONE YOU ASS!!!

People check underneath their bed at night for The Boogeyman, The Boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once lost an argumeant to MR.T so in retaliation Chuck Norris invented racism.

Chuck Norris once faked to run out of ammo so he had an excuse to round house kick somone.

There used to be no such thing as a Giraffe till Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

I know alot!!!!!! of them because on my Wolfenstein ET clan forums we have a automatic generator of them :D

Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - PigBenis - 12-06-2011

[quote author=Nater link=topic=29832.msg410322#msg410322 date=1323150598

People check underneath their bed at night for The Boogeyman, The Boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris.
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Genius.

Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - SolidRock - 12-06-2011

Fail quote ^

Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - Blackbean - 12-06-2011

[quote author=SolidRock link=topic=29832.msg410387#msg410387 date=1323207445]
Fail quote ^
[quote][quote]ONLY A BIT[/qoot]

Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - Carbon - 12-06-2011

chuck norris was good with a knife, but bad, with a wife

Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - PigBenis - 12-07-2011

(12-06-2011, 11:31 PM)Carbon link Wrote: chuck norris was good with a knife, but bad, with a wife
LMAO!