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Hmm, I got quite a lot...
1) When Inter won the triplete by winning the champions league, we drank 3 bottles of vodka in 4 of us + went out and had 10 black-blue shots each (5 liquorice vodka + 5 curacao) and a lot of beers. I woke myself up at a friend's house and couldn't remember what I had done ("The Hangover" style lol) and I found myself with a homemade tattoo on my left arm since this friend of mine makes tattoos, so he had the machine. He had to correct it later when he was sober since it was all wavy
2) When I was like 17-18, me and my friends had the habit to play PES with alcohol shots (1 goal recieved, 1 shot) plus a big bong on a 4 goal difference (like 4-0 or 5-1 for exhample) or a huge bong on a 6 goal difference. I was drunk already but I decided to have a match with a friend and it ended 6-10, we emptied 1 bottle of rhum and a half and I had to smoke a big bong. Immediately after we went out and I started barfing everywhere, so I decided to go home. My parents should have been on vacation, but they came back 1 day earlier since my mother didn't feel alright. So I found them there and when they saw me and started asking questions and going med on why I was drunk at 7PM I actually barfed on my mother.
3) I had this huge argument with my ex-gf (she also left me for 1 or 2 weeks lol) cause once I was drunk and I tried convincing 2 hot asian girls (which were actually friends of my ex-gf too) to have a threesome. When she blatantly busted me talking to them and the 2 girls told her what I told them too, she started going mad and my reply was "oh come on, you can come and add yourself too" *huge slap*
I got tons, but I can't remember...oh well, maybe later I'll come up with new ones