Craziest things you ever did.

[ExoticBud]

Craziest things you have ever done!

The goal is to: Say at least one crazy thing you've done throughout your whole life!
Funny stories are highly appreciated.

Rules: It MUST be crazy.. no retarded stories!

[Rien]

I once pooped using my left butthole instead of my right. Yeah that was kinda crazy.

[[SWK]Nemesis]

Fuck it ill start this shit off, can't think of much for now but I got one slightly 'out of the ordinary' thing I did


I dated this girl back in january or february last year, I was still in college but she weren't so one day (we hadn't had sex yet, only been dating for a week and I saw her only once) she text me while I was at a basketball game, to go meet her at this beach

So we was at the beach by ourselves just kissing etc when she noticed its actually EMPTY, the only sign of life is the nearby hotel up the hill

So we carry on walking and out of no where she says "you know we still haven't had sex" (no word of a lie). So im thinking to myself no shit woman, and we just start doing it there and then
Now I've never done it out in the open like that but it was pretty cool and "crazy" at the time since theres the danger of getting caught, and we did

I heard whistles, by now im doing her doggy so she cant see shit, but I look up the hill and theres about 7 or 8 builders with their camera phones out and shit just cheering and waving.  So I waved back, and the rest isn't important

[ExoticBud]

Nemesis link=topic=28494.msg386795#msg386795 date=1304988765]
Fuck it ill start this shit off, can't think of much for now but I got one slightly 'out of the ordinary' thing I did


I dated this girl back in january or february last year, I was still in college but she weren't so one day (we hadn't had sex yet, only been dating for a week and I saw her only once) she text me while I was at a basketball game, to go meet her at this beach

So we was at the beach by ourselves just kissing etc when she noticed its actually EMPTY, the only sign of life is the nearby hotel up the hill

So we carry on walking and out of no where she says "you know we still haven't had sex" (no word of a lie). So im thinking to myself no shit woman, and we just start doing it there and then
Now I've never done it out in the open like that but it was pretty cool and "crazy" at the time since theres the danger of getting caught, and we did

I heard whistles, by now im doing her doggy so she cant see shit, but I look up the hill and theres about 7 or 8 builders with their camera phones out and shit just cheering and waving.  So I waved back, and then i nutt'd on her.

Nice crazy story

[xBlueXFoxx]

Isn't there a topic like this!? Unless I might be getting it confused with the other 500 question topics similar to this one.

[ExoticBud]

Isn't there a topic like this!? Unless I might be getting it confused with the other 500 question topics similar to this one.

Here's another, get over it and let the topic keep going.

[striker]

Well I lemme say a few stuff,steal a car one day change plate etc ,drive it for a 1week then cop chase me and 2friends in it o0 we escape,ehmm also ram a car once so I didn't stop keep going avoid mom/dad to know I get in accident.
endof year/newyear standing in the streets in all the boom boom you hear of fireworks,I get out of the house of my friend go stand outside and start shoot using shotgun.
ehm got more but that's to much..

lets hope other people doesn't bring lies..

[KingJd]

17 shots in a row i should be ded plus i drank 5 four lokos

[FateTrip]

Craziest thing i've ever done? That's simple, play SA-MP.

I must have been mental.

[Silent_Bob]

The craziest thing I've ever done was...your mom...jk

The craziest thing I've ever done was, A) having sex with my bf with his parents in the room next to us and B) having sex with my boyfriend and my mom was passed out in the same roomXD