Hello There, Guest! Login or Register


King of All
Only important people can give out respect. You, as a peasant, cannot give out respect. Learn your place, peasant. Now remain silent!
Reply
(08-26-2020, 01:30 PM)Peru Wrote:
(08-26-2020, 11:46 AM)Nater Wrote: With thy King's permission I wish to remove his tongue and feed it to the swine.

I also find this solution adequate. However, lets give the peasant one last chance to explain himself.

As you wish sire!
Reply
I see DoctorP(easant) has learned his place!
Reply
The king sucks
Reply
(08-27-2020, 06:23 PM)TheUndesirable Wrote: The king sucks

Do my eyes deceive me?! Why is some unknown declaring such blasphemy?!
Reply
(08-27-2020, 06:26 PM)Peru Wrote:
(08-27-2020, 06:23 PM)TheUndesirable Wrote: The king sucks

Do my eyes deceive me?! Why is some unknown declaring such blasphemy?!
Your eyes do not deceive you, you rat!
Reply
Peasant. Listen to me. Bow down to King Peru.
Reply
(08-27-2020, 06:29 PM)Peru Wrote: Peasant. Listen to me. Bow down to King Peru.

Bowing down to you is a joke! Whoever bows to you, is nothing but a coward!
Reply
How dare you? I bet your parents gave you that name!
Reply
(08-27-2020, 06:33 PM)Peru Wrote: How dare you? I bet your parents gave you that name!

And I bet your parents wanted your head on a spike the moment you were born!
Reply