Quit smoking? Help :[

[Maddolis]

Go to a psychic, and get them to funk up your mind so that every time you see a cigarette it looks like a penis. If you're hetero, that should put you off smoking.

Yes I'm all out of jokes.

[Lodewijk]

first think why you started smoking, if its valid, why woundt you be able to find a valid reason to stop

[tomozj]

Nicotine patches - Doesn't work and they're stupid
Nicotine gum - Doesn't work and they taste like shit

Solution:
Say you take around 40 cigarettes a week or maybe less, every week cut down on 2 cigarettes which makes it 38 cigarettes, keep cutting down until you reach 0, if this solution doesn't work then err well i have no idea how your gonna quit smoking, this solution does acually work since if you are smoking around 40 a week then suddenly just stop smoking straight away makes you want them more, causing you to have stress ( One guy on the news before wanted to quit smoking so he just stopped he did smoke around 70 cigarettes a week but then suddenly stopped, after a few days he couldn't handle the stress and killed himself ;s  < True story ) , of course this solution may take longer but your still cutting down so your still smoking but not at a bigger amount and causing less stress, but eventually if you are desperate to quit you will go down to at least 5 cigarettes a week and eventually stop, since the body will start to get used to not having as much nicotine and then hopefully by then you would of quitted smoking for life.

I would like to say yes i did type that and didn't take if off a site either, this just took this from my friends solution on how he quitted, he even fought the *smoking disease* and beat it and then he was determained to stop smoking so this is how he eventually quitted smoking.

Lastly, goodluck quitting

Ps. I typed in "*smoking disease*" because i wasn't sure weather to type what it is acually called because may affect the rules and i'd get muted or warned.

Cancer? It's alright to say it.. as long as you're not trying to offend someone or curse using it.

And lmao @ Maddolis, you never fail to impress.

[WanSeoRin]

u just dun buy it...
if u have bought it dont open it just fire it or throw ot in the rubbish bin

[Barry]

SuperSm0ker  It only costs €200,- 

[WanSeoRin]

wow.
its very costly..

[FiRe aka Jamee]

Smoke on!!!!!!

[Gang_Lord]

How to quit smoking:

1. continue smoking
2. feel ur lungs if nothing is blocking the air ,continue smoking
3. if u feel u have lung cancer continue anyway coz ur gona die anyway
4. ur dead! now u quit for life...

[Chris5170xD]

Just stop buying them.

[FiRe aka Jamee]

Just stop buying them.

Yeah waist your money for LSD,ecstasy,magic mushrooms