This is porn:
![[Image: 62221_PE168778_S4.jpg]](http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/62221_PE168778_S4.jpg)
![[Image: picnic-tables.jpg]](http://timberridgefurniture.com/images/picnic-tables.jpg)
![[Image: table_conference2.jpg]](http://www.interiorconcepts.com/images/uploads/table_conference2.jpg)
Confused? Yep, it's porno. Not to you or me, but to one sick fuck living near me.
A guy in my state (Bellevue, Ohio) was recently charged with public indecency.
You'd probably think jacking off in a park, or being nude in their backyard.
But no, this jackass had sex with a table.
Link To Article
Some highlights.
@Dennis:
![[Image: arthurprice_175x125.jpg]](http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03/arthurprice_175x125.jpg)
God bless America...
Confused? Yep, it's porno. Not to you or me, but to one sick fuck living near me.
A guy in my state (Bellevue, Ohio) was recently charged with public indecency.
You'd probably think jacking off in a park, or being nude in their backyard.
But no, this jackass had sex with a table.
Link To Article
Some highlights.
Quote:"My first thought was how?" Brooks said.
@Dennis:
Quote:The witness turned over three DVDs that show footage of Price engaging in these sexual acts on four different dates -- Jan. 29, Feb. 2, March 13 and March 14.
Quote:Price admitted that he was having sex with the table and realized what he has been doing was wrong.
Quote:"He was so ashamed," Brooks said. "He realized that he had a problem."
Quote:...since the acts took place in an open area, he would run inside the home for a passing car and return and finish the act when he thought it was clear.Here's the guy.
God bless America...