King Of The Hill

[Danny]

I run to the Shit4Cash shop and buy a fairy mask. I run to the ammunation and buy an AK47 (2nd post). I decide not to use it now, and hide it in my bunker. I climb up the hill with a machete I found floating in the river of pirahnas,(which I swam through with anti-fish repellent on), and use it to chop the grass. When I arrive at the very top of the hill, I see Twilight and 2 raptors. I jump out and shout "BOO"!!! One of the raptors has a heart attack, whilse the other charges at me. I dive to the side, and pull out my swiss army knife, all the while KNOWING that I couldnt kill a dino with a knife that small. I charge at the raptor, and it charges at me. I jump above it's head and land behind it. it swings round to look for me. I bend down low and trip up the raptor. I then jump into the air, do a somersault and land with me leg on the raptors face. I then swing back, and finish it off with a roundhouse kick to the jaw. I turn to Twilight. He is petrified. I walk up to him, and poke him very lightly. He falls over, and tumbles down the hill, into the river and is eaten alive by pirahnas.

I take my place upon the hill.