any nerdy programmers here that ever created a website?

[Jerome]

I want to make a website that sells stuff , so i need to script in shoping carts, good images, it needs to load fast etc,.

I have no knowlage in scripting or programming i dont even know how to reinstal windows lol.
This means im fucked?

Nah there are solution available makes shit 100% easy. Just get webhosting (free or paid) and make sure it has CPanel, in there is some automatic scripts that can be installed with a few clicks, fucking easy son.