Please wake up management

[Jerome]

Man, I see in LVP the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see noobs. God damn it, an entire generation pumping ass, playing fable; slaves with white collars from abercrombie and fitch. Advertising has us chasing xbox one's and 12 month subscriptions to Elder Scrolls Online, working jobs we hate so we can buy LVP donations they don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's the war against noobs who want to be admin... our Great Depression is their lives. They've all been raised on IRC to believe that one day they'd all be administrators, and forum mods, and management staff. But they won't. And they're slowly learning that fact. And they're very, very pissed off.