07-14-2009, 06:06 PM
Thought I would revive this topic.
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Stranger: hiiii :]
You: Hello!
You: How are you kind sir
Stranger: whats your namee :]
Stranger: im not a 'sir' im a girl!
You: Hax
You: You can't be a girl!
You:
Stranger: whyyy?!!?!?!!
You: They don't exist on the internet
You:
Stranger: why :[ im a non exsistant girl?
You: Where do you buy your bras at then
Stranger: aerie :]
Stranger: theyre prettty. i get the audrey ones cause thats my naame!
You: I guess you are a girl then
You: But what's your cup size
Stranger: B whyy?
You: That's the number
You:
You: Not the size
Stranger: ope.lmfaao. i think 33. i haavent looked in a while..? haha
You: Sigh
You: How can you give out your cup size like that
You: >.>
You: No real girl would do that
Stranger: thanks wow.
Stranger: i guesss im not a real girl then? id send you my pic but you could be a 40 yr old creeeeper!
You: You're probably some old guy pretending to be a girl
You: Because last time I checked girls don't give out their cup sizes
Stranger: yur prob somee 60 yr old guy!
You: Go awai fake girl
Stranger: why donttttt youuu bitttttccch :]
You: How about you fake girl
Stranger: ughhh stop caaaaaallllllling meeeeeeee thaatttttttttttttttttt
You: And work on your girl impersonating skills
Stranger: seriously this is funnnnny bc idc if you believe me or not, but i am a girl and you callling me a guy, kinda hurts
Stranger: not gonna liee
You: You're a guy it's freaking obvious
You: No girl gives out their cup size because it's private/personal
You: Unless you are a hooker or something
Stranger: STOPP! its not like you can see em anyway
Stranger: so whyy would it maaattter thaat i did
Stranger: n whyy would you ask me? creeeper
You: I asked you to see if you are a real girl or not
You: But you failed
Stranger: you FAiL
You: You did pal
Stranger: F+
Stranger: and im not a paaal! dammmn u
Stranger: yur a gaaay ass loser if you think every person on heere is a guy. bc most of us arent guy [like me] and yur gonna be hated just like i haate you if you keep caalling girls duded
Stranger: *dudes
You: If you were smart you would realize I'm a girl
You: But you are too busy trying to convince me that you're a girl
Stranger: sure you aree
You: Said the fake girl giving out their cup size
Stranger: well your kinda aacting like a guy
You: And you're acting like an idiot
Stranger: why would you ask a girl the cupsizee?
You: But you don't see me complaining
Stranger: actually yeah i do sluttt
You: lol you're the slut
Stranger: go fina a reall job
Stranger: thaanks ik
You: For giving out a cup size
Stranger: but i dont need youu to tell me thaat
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Stranger: hiiii :]
You: Hello!
You: How are you kind sir
Stranger: whats your namee :]
Stranger: im not a 'sir' im a girl!
You: Hax
You: You can't be a girl!
You:
Stranger: whyyy?!!?!?!!
You: They don't exist on the internet
You:
Stranger: why :[ im a non exsistant girl?
You: Where do you buy your bras at then
Stranger: aerie :]
Stranger: theyre prettty. i get the audrey ones cause thats my naame!
You: I guess you are a girl then
You: But what's your cup size
Stranger: B whyy?
You: That's the number
You:
You: Not the size
Stranger: ope.lmfaao. i think 33. i haavent looked in a while..? haha
You: Sigh
You: How can you give out your cup size like that
You: >.>
You: No real girl would do that
Stranger: thanks wow.
Stranger: i guesss im not a real girl then? id send you my pic but you could be a 40 yr old creeeeper!
You: You're probably some old guy pretending to be a girl
You: Because last time I checked girls don't give out their cup sizes
Stranger: yur prob somee 60 yr old guy!
You: Go awai fake girl
Stranger: why donttttt youuu bitttttccch :]
You: How about you fake girl
Stranger: ughhh stop caaaaaallllllling meeeeeeee thaatttttttttttttttttt
You: And work on your girl impersonating skills
Stranger: seriously this is funnnnny bc idc if you believe me or not, but i am a girl and you callling me a guy, kinda hurts
Stranger: not gonna liee
You: You're a guy it's freaking obvious
You: No girl gives out their cup size because it's private/personal
You: Unless you are a hooker or something
Stranger: STOPP! its not like you can see em anyway
Stranger: so whyy would it maaattter thaat i did
Stranger: n whyy would you ask me? creeeper
You: I asked you to see if you are a real girl or not
You: But you failed
Stranger: you FAiL
You: You did pal
Stranger: F+
Stranger: and im not a paaal! dammmn u
Stranger: yur a gaaay ass loser if you think every person on heere is a guy. bc most of us arent guy [like me] and yur gonna be hated just like i haate you if you keep caalling girls duded
Stranger: *dudes
You: If you were smart you would realize I'm a girl
You: But you are too busy trying to convince me that you're a girl
Stranger: sure you aree
You: Said the fake girl giving out their cup size
Stranger: well your kinda aacting like a guy
You: And you're acting like an idiot
Stranger: why would you ask a girl the cupsizee?
You: But you don't see me complaining
Stranger: actually yeah i do sluttt
You: lol you're the slut
Stranger: go fina a reall job
Stranger: thaanks ik
You: For giving out a cup size
Stranger: but i dont need youu to tell me thaat
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