Funny Omegle quotes

[TEF]

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Stranger: just a smalltown girl
You: living in a lonely world
Stranger: took the midnight train goin anywhereeeee
You: just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit

Stranger: took a midnight train goin anywhereeeee
You: a singer in a smokey room
Stranger: a smell of wine and cheap perfume
You: for a smile they can share the night

Stranger: It goes on and on and on and on!!!!!!!!
You: strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard

Stranger: Their shadows searching in the night
You: streetlight people, living just to find emotion~
Stranger: Hiding somewhere in the night
You: working hard to get my fill

Hell yes!

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

(Chorus)
Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

(Chorus)
Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlight people
woahhh, woahhhh

Don't stop believin'
Hold on...
Streetlight people
Ohhh, woahhhh
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people

I love Journey.

[Rien]

Stranger: hi, asl? im 17.m,,,horny and got cam
You: Spy sappin' my dispenser!
You: I'm 19/f/medic
Stranger: lol kool
You: wanna feel my syringe gun?
Stranger: ok
You: awesome
You: /me shoots
You: /me gains +3 health
Stranger: lol koo

[Erin]

Thought I would revive this topic.


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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hiiii :]
You: Hello!
You: How are you kind sir
Stranger: whats your namee :]
Stranger: im not a 'sir' im a girl!
You: Hax
You: You can't be a girl!
You:
Stranger: whyyy?!!?!?!!
You: They don't exist on the internet
You:
Stranger: why :[ im a non exsistant girl?
You: Where do you buy your bras at then
Stranger: aerie :]
Stranger: theyre prettty. i get the audrey ones cause thats my naame!
You: I guess you are a girl then
You: But what's your cup size
Stranger: B whyy?
You: That's the number
You:
You: Not the size
Stranger: ope.lmfaao. i think 33. i haavent looked in a while..? haha
You: Sigh
You: How can you give out your cup size like that
You: >.>
You: No real girl would do that
Stranger: thanks wow.
Stranger: i guesss im not a real girl then? id send you my pic but you could be a 40 yr old creeeeper!
You: You're probably some old guy pretending to be a girl
You: Because last time I checked girls don't give out their cup sizes
Stranger: yur prob somee 60 yr old guy!
You: Go awai fake girl
Stranger: why donttttt youuu bitttttccch :]
You: How about you fake girl
Stranger: ughhh stop caaaaaallllllling meeeeeeee thaatttttttttttttttttt
You: And work on your girl impersonating skills
Stranger: seriously this is funnnnny bc idc if you believe me or not, but i am a girl and you callling me a guy, kinda hurts
Stranger: not gonna liee
You: You're a guy it's freaking obvious
You: No girl gives out their cup size because it's private/personal
You: Unless you are a hooker or something
Stranger: STOPP! its not like you can see em anyway
Stranger: so whyy would it maaattter thaat i did
Stranger: n whyy would you ask me? creeeper
You: I asked you to see if you are a real girl or not
You: But you failed
Stranger: you FAiL
You: You did pal
Stranger: F+
Stranger: and im not a paaal! dammmn u
Stranger: yur a gaaay ass loser if you think every person on heere is a guy. bc most of us arent guy [like me] and yur gonna be hated just like i haate you if you keep caalling girls duded
Stranger: *dudes
You: If you were smart you would realize I'm a girl
You: But you are too busy trying to convince me that you're a girl
Stranger: sure you aree
You: Said the fake girl giving out their cup size
Stranger: well your kinda aacting like a guy
You: And you're acting like an idiot
Stranger: why would you ask a girl the cupsizee?
You: But you don't see me complaining
Stranger: actually yeah i do sluttt
You: lol you're the slut
Stranger: go fina a reall job
Stranger: thaanks ik
You: For giving out a cup size
Stranger: but i dont need youu to tell me thaat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rien]

You: They don't exist on the internet
You:

FAKE FAKE FAKE

[Erin]

FAKE FAKE FAKE

I'm a top secret agent though. 

[Rien]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: is that you jack ?
You: Hello thar
You: probably not
You: is that you Bob?
Stranger: damn i thought it's you !
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: if you're jack
Stranger: i just wanna tell you that mom removed her back hair !!
You: finally
You: I was getting sick of looking at that hairy back all the time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I iz troll

[Danny]

Some people have no respect



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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: ni hao
You: You're chinese?
Stranger: yes
You: Cool
Stranger: thanhs
Stranger: thanks
You: Well cool
You: we can talk in chinese then
Stranger: 日了
Stranger: 哈哈
You: 所有网页
You: 有网简体中页中国的网页
Stranger: 啊?
You: 有页文页网页??
Stranger: 你哪的?
You: 有网网页简中中国!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: 看不懂哦
You: 有网文网 页简体中网中国 网页有 页中国的网页 有网页中文网简体中文的网页...
You: ...
Stranger: 你是哪里人?
You: >;O
You: NO U
You have disconnected.

[FarePak]

pokgai dan

[Cyrix404]

Omegle conversation log
2009-10-12
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: the south won the war!
You: yo, heard the joke about the redneck and the bear?
Stranger: I sure did it was funny, you were the redneck and the bear was fucking you!
You: oh, must have been my twin brother, not me. Wait.... hey it is you! How ya doing Randy?
Stranger: oh shit I didnt even realize who it was, yeah that was your brother. hows mordikae doing?
Stranger: yeah its randy. I meant to tell you the damn delivery man dropper your inflatable goat off at my house again!
Stranger: get that shit straightened out eh?
You: He got hit by a bus, but he'll be out of the coma in 3 weeks. How about your sister? She able to sit down yet?
Stranger: nah that freak accident with the hemroidal cream tests didnt work out to well. she is comming along smoothly though.
Stranger: ah that sucks, hope he didnt hurt the bus to badly
You: it got totaled, but they got a good deal from the scrap yard
Stranger: well thats a plus. might be able to make a badass tree fort or someshit out of that thing.
Stranger: trade it to some hobos for aids or something
You: yeah, but the insurance said I couldn't keep it :< Seeing as it was mordikae's fualt
Stranger: well what the fuck is this world comming to!
Stranger: well lets lighten the mood. want to hear a joke?
You: sure
Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there?
Stranger: dis
You: dis who?
Stranger: disconnected
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That joke actually made me chuckle a bit 

[tomozj]

You: Wanna hear a joke?
Stranger: Im a lesbian