You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELLO THERE COMRADE STRANGER
Stranger: IT APPEARS YOU ARE IN DIRE DANGER
Stranger: I WILL FIRE ON THIS FELONY ON THE COUNT OF 5
Stranger: PLEASE DUCK
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
You: DO WE HAVE TO SAVE THE KANGARIIS BEFORE 2012?!
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: I AM SORRY COMRADE STRANGER
Stranger: I CANNOT HERE YOU OVER MY GUN FIRE
Stranger: BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA
You: HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA!!
You: PHIIRREEEEE!!!!!
Stranger: WHAT MONSTER IS THIS?
Stranger: DIE MASKED FREAK
You: IT'S THE PYRO!!!
Stranger: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRAAAHAHAHAHAHA HA
Stranger: WE ARE KILLERZ
You: OR ARE WE DANCERZ?
Stranger: LET US DANCE PUNY MAN
You:
->-<
You:
\-<
You:
-/-<
You:
-<-<
Stranger: I SPY A SPY WITH MY LITTLE-
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAHAAARAARAAAAAAA
Stranger: *deaded*
Stranger: *Respawn in 20 seconds*
You: lag!
Stranger: FFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.