Quit smoking? Help :[

[FarePak]

Nicotine patches - Doesn't work and they're stupid
Nicotine gum - Doesn't work and they taste like shit

Solution:
Say you take around 40 cigarettes a week or maybe less, every week cut down on 2 cigarettes which makes it 38 cigarettes, keep cutting down until you reach 0, if this solution doesn't work then err well i have no idea how your gonna quit smoking, this solution does acually work since if you are smoking around 40 a week then suddenly just stop smoking straight away makes you want them more, causing you to have stress ( One guy on the news before wanted to quit smoking so he just stopped he did smoke around 70 cigarettes a week but then suddenly stopped, after a few days he couldn't handle the stress and killed himself ;s  < True story ) , of course this solution may take longer but your still cutting down so your still smoking but not at a bigger amount and causing less stress, but eventually if you are desperate to quit you will go down to at least 5 cigarettes a week and eventually stop, since the body will start to get used to not having as much nicotine and then hopefully by then you would of quitted smoking for life.

I would like to say yes i did type that and didn't take if off a site either, this just took this from my friends solution on how he quitted, he even fought the *smoking disease* and beat it and then he was determained to stop smoking so this is how he eventually quitted smoking.

Lastly, goodluck quitting

Ps. I typed in "*smoking disease*" because i wasn't sure weather to type what it is acually called because may affect the rules and i'd get muted or warned.

[Overdosed]

just don't smoke anymore.

problem fixed

That's how I quit, I've been smoke free for about 4 months now.

Don't waste yer money on buying anti-smoking stuff, just plain don't smoke anymore...

x)

[Chan]

You shouldn't of smoked in the first place. Did they not teach you that in school? Well since you havent been paying attention, I'll leave this to you 

[Nudie]

Are you old enough to smoke, BoogerJay?

[Ben]

Are you old enough to smoke, BoogerJay?

In America it's 16 afaik.
BoogerJay, as I haven't smoked for a long period of time and became anywhere close to being addicted to the shite, I know the problems it causes. (Jeezus christ, I live in glasgow ffs) But to be honest, if it was anyone else out of our community asking this, I would probably just see it as someone elses problem. However, I respect you and I think if you have put this much effort into quiting and it's not working, then it's not just a small stupid wee addiction like you see a lot, it's deadly serious. Get professional help, ask those who have gone through it, tell yourself just how fucking bad it is for you.

You only get one life, don't fuck it up for cigarettes.

[Arno]

west lights ftw try it booger

[Mike]

How are you accessing the cigarettes?

[LilJoN]

I used to smoke too,but nah not anymore,BoogerJay 8ball had a good idea,eat them ,they taste liek shit so u wont need anymore,if that doesnt work then you should lick a lollipop when u need one liek zai said just stop buyin' those shits aint hard 4 me

[BoogerJay]

I've tried to so hard. I stopped buying packs then BAM I did again. It's really hard. And I'm under a lot of stress and feel that cigs calm me down.

[HaZe]

eating cigarettes is the most retarded idea i ever heard. you're still eating a shitload of chemicals.