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Re: Need to lame kill someone? - LasTRace - 01-10-2011
(01-10-2011, 08:59 PM)Lithirm link Wrote:[me=Lithirm]dials 1-800 [5iN]HoogerBooger[/me]
Hello, is this 1-800 [5iN]HoogerBooger's customer service? Yes, I have a question regarding your services.
If I were to order a carbomb, how would the payment happen? Do I send you the money and you get the job done. Do I send you $3,000,000 first then you do the job and then I pay the rest? Do I pay it all after? Or do you have some other method?
I have another question at that, if I give you the $6,000,000 in advance will you make sure this person dies the death deserved even if this takes several attempts, or will I have to pay you $6,000,000 for each attempt?
My third and final question is; how do I place an order? Shall I post in this topic, do I send you a PM or should I just contact you in-game?
Get back to me as soon as possible about this, I might be interested in your services.
Signed,
Lithirm - possible customer.
Lamers gonna lame.
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - HoldeN - 01-10-2011
ordering out a car-bomb on lastrace, make that 2, only get him when he's about to kill someone tho.
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - LasTRace - 01-10-2011
(01-10-2011, 09:06 PM)H0lden link Wrote:ordering out a car-bomb on lastrace, make that 2, only get him when he's about to kill someone tho.
hell no
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - Munch - 01-10-2011
So is parking your car on someone free?
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - Mark - 01-10-2011
(01-10-2011, 09:04 PM)LasTRace link Wrote:Lamers gonna lame.Don't hate, masturbate.
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - xBlueXFoxx - 01-10-2011
I'm interested in your services, but I have a few questions answered before I can be sure you're trust worthy.
- Do I pay you before or after you lame-kill the player?
- Like Lithirm asked, how would I ask for your services, post them here and look even more lame than committing the lame-kill myself? Or shall I ask you personally in PM.
- If I ask for #2 on your list, and if you get busted and banned for an unfortunate event, do you take the full blame or do I get in trouble for being in any way connected to the crime.
- Do you commit the services yourself or have friends/people of your clan help? Because I hear [DBT]Bernie is not 100% fond of this idea, he's never really been a fan of car-bombs.
- Also like Lithirm stated...
(01-10-2011, 08:59 PM)Lithirm link Wrote:[me=Lithirm]
If I were to order a carbomb, how would the payment happen? Do I send you the money and you get the job done. Do I send you $3,000,000 first then you do the job and then I pay the rest? Do I pay it all after? Or do you have some other method?
I have another question at that, if I give you the $6,000,000 in advance will you make sure this person dies the death deserved even if this takes several attempts, or will I have to pay you $6,000,000 for each attempt?
Anyways I hope your idea really kicks off,
-xBlueXFoxx
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - LasTRace - 01-10-2011
(01-10-2011, 09:37 PM)Mark link Wrote:Don't hate, masturbate.
Nice advice, thx.
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - MacSto - 01-10-2011
(01-10-2011, 08:56 PM)Weezy link Wrote:What does it use?Nah, it's a top secret underground Dutch currency. Our regular keyboards don't even support such symbols.£/€?
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - Weezy - 01-10-2011
(01-10-2011, 09:56 PM)MacSto link Wrote:Nah, it's a top secret underground Dutch currency. Our regular keyboards don't even support such symbols.
oll: haha
Re: Need to lame kill someone? - Mark - 01-10-2011
(01-10-2011, 09:43 PM)LasTRace link Wrote:Nice advice, thx.Remember kids - there might be 'no smoking' signs, but there ain't no 'no masturbating' signs. Happy fingers!