Quote:You:asl?
Stranger:17/m/UK you?
You:16/f/USA
Stranger: I'm horney are you?
Youure I guess
Stranger:Wonna have cybersex?
Youk...
Stranger:I'll go first!
Stranger:I take off your shirt and pants, kiss you from your neck down to your panties.
Stranger:Take off your panties.
You: Oh yea suck my penis!
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Quote:Stranger: Have you heard of the Hmong people?
You: sure
Stranger: Do you know of their role in the Vietnam Conflict?
You: No
Stranger: Well, my friend.
Stranger: You have not been listening for the Secret War.
Stranger: The Hmong people are a proud people, origins unknown
Stranger: but we do know that they reside in southeastern asia
Stranger: and China
Stranger: When they moved from China to Laos, Vietnam and Burma
You: Ok, and I care why?
Stranger: FUCK YOU, I'M FUCKIN TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOMETHING
You: That's what school's for
Stranger: SCHOOL CAN SUCK A DICK
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Quote:Stranger: ola
Stranger: l
You: hi, you spelled it wrong though
Stranger: cuuuuuuuuu
You: ...
Stranger: rsrsrsrsrs
You: you're an idiot did you know that?
Stranger: sorry
You: I think your mom dropped you too many times when you were a baby
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Quote:Stranger: im a naughty litttle asian girl who deserves a spanking, spank me master
You: I'm a chick
Stranger: its ok im bi
You: stupid idiots on the internet these days, they just give anyone the right to get on
You: well I'm not so gtfo
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Quote:Stranger: i just got done jerking off
You: thats nice to know, I hope not to me
Stranger: and you waited like a doll for me to finish and then resume convo
You: no, I waited like a doll talking to someone else
You: not be be a total ass about it, just being truthful
Stranger: ahh you know this time i tried putting a finger up my ass
Stranger: extra stimulation
You: how did that work out for ya?
Stranger: its a littlle smelly
Stranger: ok im gonna go for round two ill be back later
You: ok...
Stranger: ok im back
Stranger: that was messy
You: lol
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Quote:You: is Sarah your gf?
Stranger: well
Stranger: not really
Stranger: she's my best friend's girlfriends roomate
Stranger: she kinda raped me the last time i hung out with them
Stranger: but she lives in chicago, and i live in cali
You: how do you get raped by a girl?not to be mean or anything
Stranger: hahaha well first off, she kept pouring shots for everyone, and she kept making mine just slightly bigger than everyone elses
Stranger: haha trying to get me wasted
Stranger: and eventually she just grabbed me, and dragged me into her room
Stranger: i could go, but i have a feeling you know what happened
You: well if you didn't go limp then all is well
Stranger: rather, * i could go on
Stranger: haha actually, what do you think about that?
Stranger: if you get with a guy, and he is wasted, and doesnt get it up, complete fail?
Stranger: does he get a second chance?
You: no not really
Stranger: hahaha ouch
You: I mean if he can't get it up drunk, I can only imagine how hard it would be to get it up sober
Stranger: well, alcohol actually supresses that shit, ever heard of whisky dick? lol
You: no, never heard that term before
Stranger: anyway haha it was fun, but it was just a hookup
You: so then you liked it?
Stranger:
Stranger: well, of course
You: well then it's not rape if you like it
Stranger: hahaha i said she raped me, then i typed a smile like "haha joking"
Stranger:

Quote:You: Why does everyone keep saying "Fuck you!" and leaving?
Stranger: SPIKE
Stranger: SPIKE
Stranger: SPIKE
Stranger: SPIKE
Stranger: fuck you.
Stranger: i wont leave.
You: lol
Stranger: no.
You: but I will
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Quote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: LUKE?!
You: are you my father?
Stranger: No
Stranger: But I like the reference
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(11-22-2009, 07:25 PM)gtaman3000 link Wrote: You: Hola que tal?
You: Puta!
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq do you think i'm hot?
You: No