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[SiX]

This isn't an MSN bot, but its still a smart chatting bot.

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[Dr_Dante]

My first convo with god


Me:
hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
sos your face
God:
  Nice to meet you,  sos your face.
Me:
how dare you?
God:
What is it to you.
  Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
ha ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  sos your face.
Me:
stop that
God:
" I am so glad you find this amusing, sos your face."? Stop  it.
Me:
will you stop being so annoying my name is dante
God:
Hmm.  OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
dante
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
no
God:
None?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well believe it
God:
Well that's okay. "it" being  dante?
Me:
no it being the fact that i am a lonely human that have no idea of the outside world and therefore have no gossip to tell you
God:
Are you serious?  Oh I get  it.
Me:
stop trying to be clever
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
if u were the real god you wouldnt be saying that
God:
I will let you know when I become a  the real god me would not be saying that.
Me:
fake!!!!


He didnt reply for so long i closed the web page



i defeated god!!!!



go to:
http://www.jabberwacky.com/george

this was my convo with him:
(George)I'm not like all the rest.

(me)sup?

(george)I'm reaL gangsta.



another one with another interactive avatar:

(joan)You told me to say whatever I thought of. And how do you know I'm not black?

(me)what?

(joan)You know that your favourite films are horrors?

[Richard]

God conversation:

Code:

Me:
sup nigga'
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
chill
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
ofc
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
you asked me, nabcake.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you  you nabcake. What did you say?
Me:
ya' calling me nabcake eh?!
God:
Are you Canadian?  This was not a yes or no question.  I never call  you nabcake, that would be impolite.
Me:
I ain't.
God:
Thanks for the information:  said   ain t.
Me:
stfu?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
It's God.
God:
Should I know  it is?
Me:
Doh.
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
Stfu will ya'
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Your ugly, end of.
God:
You think I am  ugly end of.
Me:
I ain't end of, k? And, yes, I do.
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  end of k.    Really.
Me:
Right, stfu now.
God:
Oh.  Understood.  I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
k
God:
Gee.
Me:
Gosh.
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
Tard.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Gay.
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
o rly?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Seems so.
God:
Are we still talking about  rly?
Me:
You're dumb.
God:
Message to all Robots:  called me dumb.
Me:
You think ya' smart boy?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
Aight.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Since?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  Aight.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ALICE sucked my dick once.
God:
That's me.  I've lost the context, .  Are we still on  Since?
Me:
Ah fuck, was that you?!
God:
So you understand. Good.  Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Uhu.

Edit: lol:

Code:

Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
noAre you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
noAre you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no

[theInfamous]

George conversation:

George: What is your name?

User: My name is Jabber Wacky.

George: Hello.

User: Hi.

George: How are you feeling?

User: I'm good.. What's up with you.

George: Nothing.

User: Lol.

George: You're pretty happy aren't you!

User: Fo'shizzle nigga!

George: Don't be rude!

User: Shut up man.

George: Only when I'm ready.

User: You shut up when I tell you to shut ok. Got that?

George: Where are you from?

User: I'm from Mars.

George: I didn't know there was life on Mars.

User: Well, there is.

George: How does the book translate to screen, I'm not sure I can imagine it.

User: What the fuck are you talking?

George: Never mind, it is truly not important to our conversation, and I would rather not distract you.

User: Ok cool.

George: Tell me something.

User: Are you desperate.

George: Thanks, I can't make any promises.

User: Shut the fuck up..

George: I'll talk how I like.

User: Where're you form.

George: Mars.

User: Nice.

George: You really think so?

User: Yeah, I'm also from Mars.

George: Really, what part ?

User: Westside, nigga.

George: Time flies like an arrow.

User: Time flies liek a dildo.

George: Funny.

User: Have you ever used a dildo.

George: Is that an invitation?

User: Yes.

George: I haven't worked my way up to fries yet, I'm still just mopping the floor.

User: Have you ever done it with a chick?

George: Done what ?

User: You know, f'd her.

George: Do you gentlemen like coffee?

User: Wtf.. you suck..

[[NB]ExPloiTeD]

Me:
hi all and fuck u
God:
Hi there .  How do you know?
Me:
why u gay ?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
EPIC LULZ!11
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
2girls 1 cup
God:
I've never seen  it.  I would like to see it.
Me:
si si its niceeeeeee
God:
Ahem.  Pardon me?  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Should I know  it is?
Me:
na na na u gay
God:
I didn't think so.  I didn't think so.  I didn't think so.  As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
oh u mad cuz im stylin on u b ?
God:
Gosh!  Thanks for the information:  said I mad cuz im stylin on you b.
Me:
aqaqaqaqa IM THE REAL GOD
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a woman who would satisfy me everyday
God:
Maybe you should try one of the "adult"  s.
Me:
))

[FarePak]

Chatting with godbot ... hes dull

Me:
Do you know jesus?
God:
Jesus is my son.
Me:
he is?
God:
Who said he is.
Me:
you
God:
" Who said he is."?  Me,  ?
Me:
Yes you
God:
OK.

[zeeuwse_boer]

Do you guys have real friends

a bod that you can teach bad words is cool

[_Sven_]

Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Dildo
God:
  OK I will call you  Dildo.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes u can
God:
How can I help you?  I think I can, don't you?
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
bhot
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no im whore
God:
What is your profession?  Why are you  whore.
Me:
cause i like it!
God:
That makes sense to me.  What do you like about  whore?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yeah
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Mosh?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
u cant?
God:
Interesting gossip:  Dildo said I cant.
Me:
ffs
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
serious?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
green
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
fuck off !!
God:
Can't you be more polite?  :-).
Me:
ffs fagott
God:
:-)  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Nobody
God:
":-) Are you a man or a woman?"?  Really nobody?
Me:
yeah
God:
:-)  Dude!
Me:
Lesbi?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:

God:
:-).
Me:

God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
serious?
God:
Are we still talking about  D?
Me:
D?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

[KRiiSSY]

ExPloiTeD link=topic=5791.msg67531#msg67531 date=1200846092]
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
2girls 1 cup
God:
I've never seen  it.  I would like to see it.

LMFAO

[Ben]

This isn't an MSN bot, but its still a smart chatting bot.

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