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The Not-So-Epic Sea Voyage to Jale Island
#1
It's Jale Island, not Jail Island. Just to get that out of the way :7
Turns out there's a neat little sailboat at the south docks of Los Santos.
In earlier experiments I had found that the location of Jale Island relative to mainland was due southeast.
So what did I do? I sailed.
Accompanying me on the voyage were [NA]Boobie, Mike, and NoodleSandwich.
It was a trip like no other. As we went further out, the waves got higher, and the wind blew stronger.
I almost threw up when navigating in first-person mode. Still, it was nice.
There were, I believe, two full night and day cycles over the trip. Including a rainbow.
Yes, Boobie did spot the rainbow :)
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Almost there! I checked the distance between the S.S. Funktopus and TEF, who was stranded.
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And then, after a long, stressful voyage, we caught sight of the mainland.
Please excuse the profanity. I had a bad case of sailor's mouth.
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TEF ate the boat out of insanity from malnutrition due to being alone and eating only coconuts, so we all ended stranded until a tanker picked us up. They were friendly
After a few calculations, we learned that the island is approximately thirteen thousand SA-units from the ship in Las Venturas.
13,000+ units of sailing finally paid off.
For comparison, a character is about five units tall :)
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#2
LOL, Woah, nice :+

TEF Had to be saved!
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#3
Thats a nice oneĀ  ;)
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#4
I made it from jail island to the mainland once, but that was in a jetmax :D
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#5
(01-13-2008, 10:14 PM)Fry link Wrote: TEF ate the boat out of insanity from malnutrition due to being alone and eating only coconuts, so we all ended stranded until a tanker picked us up. They were friendly
Of course I did. It was delicious. :+
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#6
You even drank the oil tank!
Turn on a lighter in front of your mouth and burp -- instant flamethrower! :D
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#7
LOL, i know many who have tried that, but never succeded, nice one!
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#8
(01-13-2008, 11:49 PM)Fry link Wrote:
Turn on a lighter in front of your mouth and burp -- instant flamethrower! :D

Lol _O-

I remember i kept falling off, then got stuck in the boat :P
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#9
[me=TEF]enjoys the creative insults Fry always comes up with.[/me]
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#10
lal TEF coconuts

HEHE Fry Saved u tef
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