The Wish Game

[BongToker]

wish not granted, i cant forward time

i wish my girlfriend would get on msn

[Fry]

i wish my girlfriend would get on msn

Ahahaha! Oh, wow
But seriously, no.

I wish we could end spam and 1-word replies on this forum.

[HaZe]

granted, but instead of 1 word replies it will be 10 paragraphs, making you not want to read it.

i wish all the emos were exterminated

[Fry]

Granted, but you have nobody left to expend your swollen anger on, and end up performing self-mutilation unto yourself. You eventually realize the sheer irony, since you're now emo.

I wish all the emus were exterminated. Damn birds.

[HaZe]

granted, but emus and ostriches had a secret alliance so now they are rioting outside your house, and they ain't happy.

i wish tupac was alive

[Corleone]

Granted...and Elvis has actually been spotted.

I wish Frys helicopter would finally explode.

[Fry]

Granted.
What now? Do you feel like a hero now?
Do you feel better about yourself?
You shouldn't.
Asshole.

^{lol <3}

I wish I had enough duct tape to piece together the fragments of my helicopter.

[KRiiSSY]

Granted.
What now? Do you feel like a hero now?
Do you feel better about yourself?
You shouldn't.
Asshole.

^{lol <3}

I wish I had enough duct tape to piece together the fragments of my helicopter.

wish not granted you'd need too much

i wish tomorrow was friday.

[HaZe]

granted... because it is. but Jason Voorhees was not aware of the date on friday, so he is coming for you.

i wish i got to play basketball with osama bin laden

[Fry]

Granted. You pwn him with ur mad skillz, Osama becomes a bit frustrated, pulls out an AK-47, and blows off your head.



I wish I had Osama Bin Laden's AK-47