Corrupt-A-Wish

[Muphin]

Granted, but again get ban in 5 seconds.

i wish Chicken invade the world.

[Mr.Khan]

Granted, but you will be the only one getting rekt :p

I wish jav (muphin,blink,javelin,faddy,gregg,mr.jelly,xjelly etc etc) sticks to a single nick.

[Wispa]

Granted but the nick will be annoying
I wish Mr.Khan will be my Ms.Khan.

[Muphin]

Granted, but Khan is gay.

i wish Khan was roasted piece of chicken.

[Starboy]

Granted, but it fell down before you eat.

i wish lvp have active admins.

[S0n1c]

Granted, but Jasmine will be the active admin.

I wish I had american passport.

[[V]MeltdowN]

Granted but then it looses all it's value (unlikely though/side note:EU passports are much stronger than the American passport)

I wish perma-bans were restored here.

[Starboy]

granted but it will expire faster than u can even imagine

i wish i could Mask on fuck it mask off.

[[V]MeltdowN]

haha granted but then you start chasing bitches instead of chasing checks

I wish I could fly

[S0n1c]

Granted but you will be scared of heights :3
I wish I was the president of the USA.