Jokes!

[Silent_Bob]

2nd 1 is good 

YEAH it is

Thanks guys=)

[Daniel]

whats the same between a bus and a woman


if the one leaves u take another.


its not that funny i know

[Hitman]

what do you do if an american throws a grenade at you?

pick it up pull the pin and throw it back



no offense

[Rien]

That's what you do when a belgian throws one at you, Hitman, that's a well-known fact.

[Hitman]

An American goes into a library and asks for a book on...

Haha, only kidding. They don't have libraries in America.

[Silent_Bob]

Two blonds walk into a building, you woulda thought one of them would have seen it coming. 

[OmfgUrANoob]

Two blonds walk into a building, you woulda thought one of them would have seen it coming.

Omg...

ok now a harsh one:
What are the similarities between a 'Dumb Blonde' and a bowlingball?

Answer:
You put your fingers in them, smack them in the gutter, but they keep coming back.

What do you do if a Belgian has a granade?
Answer:

Nothing, he will throw the pin and drop the grenade.

[Mike]

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.

A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve."

And Adam said, " 'What is a 'caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "'Lord, that was even better than the kiss."

And the Lord said, "'You've done well Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve."

And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"

[OmfgUrANoob]

LMFAO

[Silent_Bob]

I told that one to my bro and he didn't get it, I had to explain it to him rofl.