Jokes!

[thePiet]

A bus full of ugly people gets into a wreck and flips over several times killing all the occupants instantly. They all get sent to heaven and are granted one wish. The first man wishes to be handsome and he gets his wish and walks through the gate all the while the last man starts to snicker. The second man wishes for the same thing and the last man begins to laugh a bit louder. The third man asks for the same thing and so on so fourth. The entire time the last man is rolling on the ground laughing. When it finally reaches his turn he say "I wish they were all ugly again!"

Epic

[Jeffry™]

Epic

Made me laugh! 

[Hitman]

Police are called to Old Trafford. A man in full Chelsea strip is standing on top of the main stand, threatening to throw himself off.

The police negotiator says to him, "come on mate, it's not that bad, don't do it!"

"You don't get it!" says the Chelsea fan, "for years I've been a Chelsea supporter, and this year I was convinced we would win everything. Instead, we were kicked out of the FA cup by Barnsley... we lost the Carling Cup final to Spurs... then we lost the Premiership to the Mancs, and then we went to the Champions League final and Man United beat us again! I can't take it any more!"

"Ok mate, I do understand your pain," replied the negotiator, "but I don't understand one thing... why are you here at Old Trafford? Why aren't you jumping off the main stand at Stamford Bridge?"

The Chelsea fan looked at the policeman and replied, "have you seen the fucking QUEUE?"




hahahaha... SRY XIZ

[XiZ]

old
should've posted in 2007-08