Jokes!

[[AF]TopMan]

Man 1 : What would u do if u went camping and woke up with a condom in ur ass? Would u tell anyone

Man 2 : No, probably not

Man 1 : Wanna go camping ?

[Jay]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to ther Other side.

A boy is trying to sleep, but hears a sound coming from his parents' bedroom. He goes to see what it is.

"What are you doing?" he asks. His dad is quick to throw a pillow at him, and tells him to get out.

Later on, the dad hears a noise coming from the boy's bedroom. His dad goes to see what it is.

The boy is with his grandma. "Well if you get to do my mother I get to do yours!"

WTF I heared that today in college, funny enough the Guy who told me is called tom 

[Alpha]

A boy is trying to sleep, but hears a sound coming from his parents' bedroom. He goes to see what it is.

"What are you doing?" he asks. His dad is quick to throw a pillow at him, and tells him to get out.

Later on, the dad hears a noise coming from the boy's bedroom. His dad goes to see what it is.

The boy is with his grandma. "Well if you get to do my mother I get to do yours!"

LMAO, My mate told me that.

[Peter]

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.
Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"
Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."
Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"
Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

[Ben]

Johns driving on the motorway when he gets a phone call from his wife...
Wife: John!, turn on the radio, its on the TV too. Theres a maniac driving on the wrong side of the motorway!
John: I know!, theres fucking hundreds of them!

[_Sven_]

Johns driving on the motorway when he gets a phone call from his wife...
Wife: John!, turn on the radio, its on the TV too. Theres a maniac driving on the wrong side of the motorway!
John: I know!, theres fucking hundreds of them!

Rofl

[Turkey]

Johns driving on the motorway when he gets a phone call from his wife...
Wife: John!, turn on the radio, its on the TV too. Theres a maniac driving on the wrong side of the motorway!
John: I know!, theres fucking hundreds of them!

lmao, heard the german version  of it

[Maka]

Precious 

[Richard]

Precious 

Indeed

[BlackTig3r]

mmmm i have one, but it is funnier if u hear it in french maybe...

Here it is:

3 guys are going to the paradise (after you die)

The angel asks the first:
"How many times have you been unfaithful to your wife?"
the guy answers: "hooo! many times! realy many times!"
The angels says: "ho bad!" and he gives the guy very old, slow, and dirty car to this man.
The man goes to the paradise with the shitty car...

the second guy comes to the angel, and the angel says:
"How many times have you been unfaithful to your wife?"
the guy answers: "hoo maybe 1 or 2 times..."
the angels says: "mmm well...."
and the angels gives to the guy a normal car...
The guy goes to the paradise with his normal car....

finaly, the 3rd guy arrives to the angel, and the angel asks him:
"How many times have you been unfaithful to your wife?"
the guy says: "Never never! i swear it this is very bad!!!"
the angel asnwers: ho great!
and the guy is given a Viper GTS super tuning ...etc
and he goes to the paradise!

On going to the paradise, the 3rd guy sees a woman on the road, going to the paradise on a bicycle...
he gets closer to her and says: OMG! my wife !!!

(mmmm if u dont understand, re read ^^)