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creepy shit that happend to me lolwtf?
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>be me about 12 hours ago
>on my way home from the movies
>bad storm that night. rainy and windy as fuuu
>swerve to avoid a fallen tree branch
>just barely clip it with the rear left tire
>tire blows
>pull over and turn on the hazard lights
>get out to inspect damage
>raining so hard feels like at a water park under one of those huge dump buckets
>open the trunk
>mfw the spare is flat
>thanksawholefuckinlotdad.jpg
>no cell phone cuz live in redneck ass area with no reception
>see a house with a couple lights on bout an 1/8 mile down the road and start walking
>house looks as old as abe lincoln but not too creepy cuz as i said that area was redneck as hell and most houses are old as shit
>knock on door and a lil old lady answers
>tell her about the car trouble and ask to use the phone
>she points me to the kitchen
>pick up the phone and call for a tow
>hang up and then receive the best hot chocolate of my life from the little old lady
>see the tow truck drive past the house towards the car bout half an hour later
>thank the old lady and say goodbye then walked down the road to my car
>car gets hooked up and tow truck guy drives me and my crippled car home
>get the tire and spare replaced first thing next morning
>decide to go back and thank the old lady again
>mfw where dafuq did the house go?
>sure i'm in the right spot
>nothing but an old stone chimney there
>no walls, no foundation, no wood, nothin but a damn chimney
>....and one of those historic landmark signs...
>evidently the house that was in that spot was an old bed and breakfast for travelers.
>according to landmark sign it burnt down in 1927
>the b&b's owner, a lil old lady by the name of mabel, was trapped inside and burnt to death.
thank you mabel. wish there were more "people" like you. and yeh weird as fuck idk, maybe i went to the wrong place?
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#2
(05-08-2014, 01:16 PM)Zezima link Wrote: >be me about 12 hours ago

>stop reading
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#3
>I will remain as LVP champion and most famous guy. Nobody took that title from me yet and never will.
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#4
Try going back to the house instead of the chimney
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#5
(05-08-2014, 02:55 PM)Zezima link Wrote: >I will remain as LVP champion and most famous guy. Nobody took that title from me yet and never will.

dream on fat neck beardieĀ  _O-
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#6
Internet is full of stories like that, even the picture is random, u dont measure distance in miles, u live in a city, u dont go see movies since u cant afford it etc etc ....

Thought u'd try harder but i can see the effort u put in to be the guy that posts stuff in this forum...
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#7
< my story.
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#8
U dont even know what are hazard lights lmao
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#9
this fat neck beard kid has no shame when it comes down to his grammar!!
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#10
<be me
< most famous guy
< be zaib
< skinny
< crash mom bmw
< mom scream
< buy crapy peugot
< find other faggtard on the forums
< name styla
< skinny same as zaib
< both make team and try to own zezima
< fail everytime
still tryin till this day
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